F. Virtue & Juan Deuce dropped their new video for the track "Cufflinks" featuring SYFFAL favorite Daniel J. W!shington and veteran slider slinger J57. AND WHAT IS IT?
It's balls bruh.
Juan Deuce is my favorite Panamanian rapper as it is, but holy adorable, this dude could rap me the small print on a mortgage loan application and I'd be all "WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" with my hands a bobbin'. I LOVE JUAN DEUCE HARD.
We're always proud of the oomph that F. Virtue drops on his releases, but I think we're catching dude in his fucking stride. Holy comf. Virtue seems to have accepted his nasal trademark, filed for said trademark, and let the muthafucker ride. And IT IS MAD COMF bruh.
"Cufflinks" feels like the start of something even more appreciated than the message in the video in that we're all fucking people, IT'S JUST THAT SOME OF US PEOPLE RAP BETTER THAN THE REST OF US PEOPLE.
Get accustomed with Fameless Fam here.
I have never been one to hide my love for the bands of my junior high and high school years. My music fandom was crafted out of giving any one band my undivided attention for an undetermined amount of time. I used to leave tapes/CDs in the stereo until they didn't fucking play anymore, whether physically or when I just didn't feel like living alongside it any longer.
This song has been on my brain for two fucking weeks straight. When I'm not lazily sing speaking my lame attempts at the lyrics, I'm horribly whistling and playing the rolling carnival lick on an imaginary calliope. Sego, whoever they may be, have that lazy pop tightness thing going on.
I can almost guarantee these muthafuckers rock neon fanny packs and no one calls them on it. They probably have insulin pumps stored away in the fuckers, but everyone's too blinded by their fashionz and fly colourwayz to even consider function over being so fucking fly bros.
I just got my perverted little fingers on Sego's new EP, titled Wicket Youth, which is also the name of this fucking track I can't get out of my big ass perverted head.
Sego came out of nowhere. With one fucking single that bugged me so hard I could do nothing but listen to the shit out of it constantly. But then I got the EP, named after the aforementioned single, and now I'm a listless, neon bicycle hat wearing, I have no intention of leaving my parents' basement bro, bro.
There's this disinterested sass going on with these guys and it's both magnetically fucking cool and so fucking not trendy I'm afraid it will become trendy.
AND THEN WHAT WILL I HAVE LEFT TO FINGER?
Sego feel like an electro-dipped version of Elle...
I have no idea who Dead Seem Old are. But when a song comes in with a ping ping pling pling ping and a few handclaps, I owe it to the gods to give the whole shits a listen.
"They Won't Find Us" is some smooth ass shit.
I can hear this band becoming more and more awesome the longer I listen to them, so I'm excited to hear some other shits from them before declaring them my favorite band to sit at the kitchen table eating an apple while naked to.
SOMEONE MAKE THEM MAKE MORE MUSIC YO!