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Joel Frieders

I miss Fasil.

The following is something I felt I had to write, because I'm still sad and pissed off about something.

On May 10, 2003, I was in the middle of living with my soon-to-be-wife at her parent's house for a few weeks while our townhome was being built. It was Mother's Day. The sun was out. Every window in their crib was open. The fam was all downstairs preparing for a party that was set to start in a few hours, and I was just getting out of the shower.

I moistly sauntered in my towel manskirt into my makeshift bedroom, climbing over boxes and shit, towards my pile of clothes. I remember smelling some shorts and some armpits on some shirts, finding just the right mix of musk and fabric softener to adorn my body in when my phone rang.

It was one of my...

Middle Class Rut - Aunt Betty

DOES ANYONE ELSE FEEL LIKE KICKING TUBE TELEVISIONS IN THEIR TUBE TELEVISION FACES AFTER TUCK TUCKING THE TUCKABLES AND THROWING ON SOME SHEER PANNY HOES BRO?

I HAD NO IDEA WHO THESE, ahem sorry for yelling bro, I had no idea who Middle Class Rut was before someone (and what an adorable someone might I add) sent me the mp3 for the video here Aunt Betty.

THIS MAKES ME WANT TO, whoa bro, I already tolds yous. 

Aunt Betty might be the best workout track of 2013 so far, and I encourage you to KICK THINGS TO IT BRO.

Happy Bday Babe

I'm pretty fortunate bros.

I somehow bagged a babe I don't deserve. I ain't even putting myself down, this chick is way too awesome for me. Lucky is a thunderstatement brosephs. 

Today is Jules' bday, and while you might not know her personally, nor will you ever know her personally because Fuck you bro, I wanted to send her a lil' SYFFAL shout out because birthday.

Jules has blessed me with three amazingly insane children, and while I realize we're extremely lucky that all of our children are healthy as hell, I consider myself the luckiest fucker out of all five of us because I was chosen as the donor for said children, by said wifey. I ain't even foolin' you fools, this family shit is magic....

Illogic & Blockhead - Atlantis Depth

Blockhead is the homie, and he writes for us, so Fuck him, let's talk about the adorable Illogic.

Illogic reminds me of a rapper turned english professor turned recovering rapper turned rapper who is also an english professor. His grasp of the English language is stammering on some "rhyming orange with centipede" type shit. 

HIS ADORABILITY IS MATCHED ONLY BY HIS FEDORA AND INSULATED BLAZER GAME SON!

Let's all run, YES RUN, out and buy the new Illogic & Blockhead album Capture The Sun shall wel?

KLP - Revolution

I just had one of those moments where I'm fluttering around the office like a hotsteppa bro. It eerily reminded me of the first time I heard Santigold. I was all pushin the air down next to my hips, and wigglin' like Ellen on the Ellen Show and shit yo. 

All ova da pha-ma-cee. Alas, we ah right by da beeeeech. 

No idea who KLP is. No idea what Revolution she's talking about. No idea why I'm fascinated with her mouth, or that it looks like Liz Phair's mouth. 

But I love dis mon. 

And I'm also not sorry for typing in an accent brosephs. It's part of my schvagger broskep.

OOOOH! AND VE HAVE ZE SOUNDCYOUD!

 

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