Tif Impson is the SYFFAL photographer who HATES mallets. Don't ask why, but Fuck mallets bro. I mean, what the Fuck is a mallet anyway? Are they would-be hammers? Cartoon hammers but in real life? Are they meant to thwack, schblam or zapow? We should all really start thinking about this. Tif is a fucking forward thinking SYFFAL brotographer/mallet hater.