Joel Frieders

Joel Frieders woke up three salmon streams by merely emitting a low frequency squelch out of his thyroid. We hope he continues with such impressive feats of science, because he for sure needs help in the tattoos of fruits in precarious situations category. Rob Campobasso for Athlete of the Month. If cream of tartar isn't actually creamy, then why the hell am I so meteor showered? Is it any wonder. IS IT ANY WONDAAAA!

Dead Sea - 8.50
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One Song: Dead Sea - 8.50

Joel Frieders | February 23, 2017
I clicked play on this sumbitch this morning after my kids got on the bus. It's been unseasonably warm, the windows are still all dew-ey, the sun was coming up to my right, and I'm only wearing my trademark hoodie and jeans as I drive myself to work.  Simply...
Leaf House - Shiny People
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Leaf House - Shiny People

Joel Frieders | February 21, 2017
WHO IS THIS?!?! It's like I'm sitting on someone else's leather couch, in the nude, sweating my ass off, but I kind of like it. Is this supposed to make me feel so uncomfortably erotic? "Shiny People" indeed! Leaf House sounds like a...
my education - Open Marriages
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One Song: my education - Open Marriages

Joel Frieders | February 21, 2017
My post rock appetite runs deep. Runs deep. So deep. So deep. {insert comment about how it puts my butt to sleep, but in a good way and not at all sexual} *pops hip* When my thrusting hip hop fists and pulsating electronic dance hips need a rest, I can always...
Wølffe - Fuck With Me
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Wolffe - Fuck With Me

Joel Frieders | February 17, 2017
One time I was on stage in front of a few hundred people and my amp straight up fried. I froze, but only for like two tree seconds, then took my guitar off, and danced how you would imagine I would dance to this song. I was a gangly jangly mess of arms and...
in the whale - galaxie
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In The Whale - Galaxie

Joel Frieders | February 16, 2017
In The Whale is my favorite duo in both rock n roll and interpretive dance. There. I said it. Their live shows are so fucking incredible I can't help but talk with my hands when describing how they make me feel performing in front of my face...
Onry Ozzborn - t h 3 B1RTH of c v p ii d
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Onry Ozzborn - t h 3 B1RTH of c v p ii d

Joel Frieders | February 15, 2017
So let's take score right quick: 1. Dude is the coolest motherfucker on the screen righ meow. 2. Dude just fucking pukes words. 3. Dude used "library books" in a rap track.  4. That mask should be pulled up over the nose because the nasal cavities are the...
Bernache - Your Name
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Bernache - Your Name

Joel Frieders | February 15, 2017
That floofy synth KILLLLLLED ME. FUUUUUUUCK. Then her vocal comes in and I'm on the floor writhing in the most comfortable beat of the fucking day. Whoever Bernache is, the meter on "Your Name" is fucking disgustingly peaceful.  I...
Sankofa - Crimson Feather
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Sankofa - Crimson Feather

Joel Frieders | February 14, 2017
Sankofa kills this. Dude's voice is solid balllllllls righ meow. Damn. This beat that reminds me of why I first became obsessed with hip hop in grade school. That simple eerie plucked out guitar sample on top of a simple yet perfect drum kit...
mebitek - The Unconscious
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One Song: Mebitek - The Unconscious

Joel Frieders | February 13, 2017
I listened to this track more than a dozen times this weekend. Feeling like a take on something Saltillo would release, this shit has me comfortably brooding. As a sucker for strings that are tastefully executed, I'm even more of a minor key fanboy than one...
Final State - WAYN?
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Final State - WAYN?

Joel Frieders | February 13, 2017
I fucking dig this song. I have no idea what's being sung for the most part, but I can tell the shit's sexy as fuck based solely on the looks on everyone's faces. Also, the fact that a French electro track has the cadence of a Chicago rap track is amazing.  I...
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