World Premiere

The first time I hit play on Seaside from Duke Evers, I assumed I was hearing yet another incarnation of some adorably/annoyingly folky Monsters & Men meets the Lumineers clones that have plagued our email inboxes since PR reps thought they were going to break the "next" M&M or Lumineeeez bro. While it isn't as constant as it was a few years ago, holy Fuck balls on a ball of Fuck that is holy, EVERY REP THOUGHT THEIR VERSION OF THE SAME DAMN THING WAS BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE'S VERSION OF THE SAME DAMN THING. Duke Evers might have fooled me into thinking I was hearing a band cling to that kitsch that isn't just starting to bother me, it's starting to fucking infuriate me, but dude? DUDE. AM I DRUNK OR IS THIS BALLS ASS AWESOME?!?!?!?!?!...

Blueprint is not only a SYFFAL favorite, he's a gal'darn personal hero of mine. Crafting increasingly intelligent lyrics over beats that never cease to break new levels of badass in their originality and texture, Blueprint is one of the few rappers in the world that just get better and fucking better and better and fucking better. AND WE GET TO WORLD PREMIERE HIS NEW VIDEO? SOMEONE IN HIP HOP HEAVEN MUST HAVE A THING FOR THE BRO, BRO! Respect the Architect is the latest snapshot album in Blueprint's territorial march on ear hole domination, and there is no other track as poignant and explicitly honest than this track that we are as giddy as college freshman with a crisp 20 dollar bill in a headshop over. Perspective takes the...

Bro the horns in Iron Giants sound like all my Cybill Sheppard sex dreams. I am all sorts of rubbery for Rob Viktum's sounds brobrobro. Iron Mic, Giant Gorilla Dog Thing (GGDT) and the whole Pig Food Record's roster have been making some exciting and sensual hip hops, really stepping it up over the past 12-18 months. These fuckers put words together in ways that make me equal parts aroused and jealous. Two quick asides: DoodComputer is quickly becoming one of my favorite rappers Gorilla Tao! This video effectively does two things, shows the talent of these assholes and proves the age old adage that white people have no ups. Those fuckers are getting like 3 inches off the ground when they jump. Calisthenics bro! One last note. I was at the NYC show, yet no love in...

There are times when I have a hard time writing these things because I can't think of what to say. For , "Bling Coats," the new video from Sixo feat. Ceschi and Hologram Dagger, the opposite is true. I don't know whether to start with the song's timely topic, Sixo's eased out production, or the bathtub scene. Fuck it! Let's start there. I must warn you. In this video there is a scene where Mr. Ramos takes a bath. There is still time to turn back. Still with us? Dope. Just the other day I was just asking Ceschi for some back hair advice. Not only does the muscle behind Fake Four, Inc indeed have four fingers on one hand, he also has this elbow dislocation...

Kleenex Girl Wonder fucking murder this video brosepfs. This is exactly what you should say to your video guy when he asks what you want in a music video. It doesn't have to mean anything to anyone, it just has to be fucking mindblowing. I JUST GOT SERVED UNDER THE TABLE BY A MINDBLOWER BRO. This is by far my favorite animated video with the words SUCK MY DICK and fuck flashing across the screen with some amazingly erotic and disgusting cartoons with cartoots of 2013 so far. Seriously, the dude with the cheeseburger for a head and the chick doing step aerobics and the tattooed naked chick at the end? KLEENEX GIRL WONDER MAY VERY WELL BREAK THE INTERNET WITH THIS. I just grabbed the new albm from KGW, and I have yet to listen, but holy shit on a Great...

If you aren't aware of Carnage The Executioner, he looks and sounds rather intimidating.  Unfortunately, he's the squeeziest, most lovable rap character on the fucking planet, after our own Tim ALASKA Baker of course. Then again, Tim is prone to night sweats and has a fear of condiments. Carnage on the other hand, is prone to bouts of joyous laughter, handshakes that turn into longer than normal bear hugs, and he raps like if he doesn't concentrate on his raps his raps will fall off.  Please to notice that Carnage is being led, handcuffed of course, through the anus of a dungenous crab by gold masked clad druid type characters who, if you listen closely, are all whistling Take Me Out To The Ball Game. It's this dichotomy of evil and good...