Scallops Hotel

I woke up on Sunday morning and my beard’s matted. I watched this video before putting the tea kettle on for the French Press. My girlfriend is still asleep even though she set the alarm. If there was an embodiment of hip hop’s inner child, its name in...

Young Scallops Hotel, aka Milo, aka Rory, aka I love this dude I first met the music when I stumbled onto I wish my brother rob was here, then Milo Takes Baths, and then fan-boyed out when...