Shy Kids

Raise Em Right

Joel Frieders | August 7, 2012

Dreamy and superficially sensory sensational, Shy Kids are unknown (for the time being) and currently my favorite band that reminds me of the time I got a handjob during a screening of The Lion King. It's poppy, gritty in some respects, fun to listen to, and if I'm any judge of the character of a band, they are NOT insisting that raising children right is easy by having that as part of the lyrics in "Raise Em Right".

If they were, well, they can do right to suck a fart out of my fucking luscious fart box.

Regardless, this shit is fucking awesome and I've already downloaded their 3 song EP and decided they are one of my favorite bands of August. AND AUGUST JUST STARTED BRO. GOOD START AUGUST BRO.

ATTA BOY AUGUST. (Total shout out to Auggie Doggie out in Colorado. HI AUGGIE!)