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I miss Fasil.

The following is something I felt I had to write, because I'm still sad and pissed off about something.

On May 10, 2003, I was in the middle of living with my soon-to-be-wife at her parent's house for a few weeks while our townhome was being built. It was Mother's Day. The sun was out. Every window in their crib was open. The fam was all downstairs preparing for a party that was set to start in a few hours, and I was just getting out of the shower.

I moistly sauntered in my towel manskirt into my makeshift bedroom, climbing over boxes and shit, towards my pile of clothes. I remember smelling some shorts and some armpits on some shirts, finding just the right mix of musk and fabric softener to adorn my body in when my phone rang.

It was one of my...

Happy Bday Babe

I'm pretty fortunate bros.

I somehow bagged a babe I don't deserve. I ain't even putting myself down, this chick is way too awesome for me. Lucky is a thunderstatement brosephs. 

Today is Jules' bday, and while you might not know her personally, nor will you ever know her personally because Fuck you bro, I wanted to send her a lil' SYFFAL shout out because birthday.

Jules has blessed me with three amazingly insane children, and while I realize we're extremely lucky that all of our children are healthy as hell, I consider myself the luckiest fucker out of all five of us because I was chosen as the donor for said children, by said wifey. I ain't even foolin' you fools, this family shit is magic....

Love, Dad's Guide To How To Tag Your Music So You Don't Suck Bro

I'm pissed off muthafuckers. All of you talented and not so talented (I'm looking at you Ireland) musicians and artists out there are fucking up. And it's not like I'm shitting on your music right now, that shit might suck fucking cock, but I'm talking about something as sim-fucking-ple as you PUTTING YOUR GODDAMN NAME ON YOUR GODDAMN MUSIC for fuck's sake.

If I had a blowjob for as many times I unzip an album from a fucking band that hasn't been properly tagged, I would have a pruned fucking...

RIP Moshe Jamil Rogers

I was 15 when Moshe died.

When I think about my sophomore year in high school, I don't remember dances or concerts or anything like that, I remember that weird feeling I had like everyone around me was dying. I went to nine funerals that year. Two friends died of medical reasons, three committed suicide, two family members passed away, and two were killed by gunfire in the town where I grew up. While every single one of those people could earn a dozen pages in the story of my life, the one that I still think about most often happened today, February 17th, but back in 1995.

Let me back this thang up a second. I was a perpetually grounded teenager. I spent my time outside of school (or in the bathroom inside of the school) either playing my guitar, reading Michael Creighton...

Love, Dad: Two Brothers Hop Juice Festival REDUX

Most of the people who visited SYFFAL.com for the brew festival critique have never read SYFFAL.com. Most of those people probably have no clue how people could read someone else's vulgarity-laden jibberish when it comes to something. I'm sure if I was looking for something to read about something I attended and I wasn't used to colorful and potentially illegal language, I would miss the point completely as well.

So out of respect for the people who've stopped by and either pewped on my curse-word marinated missive or agree with many of the topics I addressed regarding the Two Brothers event last weekend, I've decided to eat my words and give my original opinions in simple statements completely void of the word "Fuck" that I love typing so much, but...

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