Whale Bones

Maaaaan, I fucking HATE "acoustic" sessions. Fuck your coffee mug with the mustache on it that makes it look like you have a mustache every time you takes a sips. Fuck your knit hat you wear yearfuckinground. Fuck your worn out courds. Fuck your Docs, fuck...

I fucking love this band. I love how raw and unfiltered everything sounds. I love how angry and virile and immature and fucking hopeful these fucking kids sound.  While five songs isn't a terribly lengthy barometer with which to judge a band's possible spot...

Whoever the fuck Whale Bones are, I have a whale-sized bo- WAIT NO I'M NOT TAKING THE EASY ROUTE TO GIGGLETOWN. I DO NOT HAVE A WHALE SIZED BONER BRO. I AM AN AMERICAN MALE AND I DO NOT HAVE THE LARGEST PENIS OUT OF ALL THE OTHER PENISES, I...