Maaaaan, I fucking HATE "acoustic" sessions. Fuck your coffee mug with the mustache on it that makes it look like you have a mustache every time you takes a sips. Fuck your knit hat you wear yearfuckinground. Fuck your worn out courds. Fuck your...Read More »
Whoever the fuck Whale Bones are, I have a whale-sized bo- WAIT NO I'M NOT TAKING THE EASY ROUTE TO GIGGLETOWN. I DO NOT HAVE A WHALE SIZED BONER BRO. I AM AN AMERICAN MALE AND I DO NOT HAVE THE LARGEST PENIS OUT OF ALL THE OTHER...Read More »