Syffal is blatant in our lust for Well Hung Heart. Blatant erections poking through our matching silk kimonos. Blatant masturbatory daydreams. Blatant attempts at communicating said masturbatory daydreams to the female half of Le Heart without getting the male half pissed off enough to want to kill us in our sleep.
He's British, it's what they do.
Everything about our blatancy is blatant enough to get us in trouble with those blatant enough to call us out on our blatancy bro. Blatancy bro. B'blatancy bro bro.
Well Hung Heart are finafuckinglly back with more music. Here, in the world premiere of their new video for lead single Devil, we get to see Greta sensually murder shit in pants she stole from my own wardrobe, while Robin continues his reign as one of my favorite guitar players alive. Seriously, Robin Davey is the fucking motherfucking kingpin of dual-zone rock'a'maroll bro bro.
We can't wait for you to get as erect for them as we all are.
Welcome back Well Hung Heart, we've missed masturbating over 50% of your band for months!
Won't tell you which 50% though to save Del any embarrassment.
P.S. I WANT TO BANG THE TREE.
GO DOWNLOAD THIS NOW! THEY ARE ONLY KEEPING IT UP AS A FREEBIE UNTIL MIDNIGHT WEDNESDAY! THAT'S SO SOON BRO!