Open Mike Eagle

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Joel Frieders | April 11, 2017

Open Mike Eagle makes me hard exhale out of my nose holes. Half of the exhale is "holy shit he's right, we're so fucked", the other half is embarassment.

I'm embarassed by how we've arrived at whatever the fuck 2017 is. 

Even the creative folks aren't creating the same because they're too busy looking over their fucking shoulders because we're all under fucking attack by the previously silent closet racist bigot fucks.

I hope Open Mike Eagle knows he's appreciated as fuck, and also, that a lot of us are sorry about what people of our white skin color have been capable of over the last few thousand years.

I also know we ain't seen shit yet, as it's about to get worse.