Onry Ozzborn

t h 3 B1RTH of c v p ii d

Joel Frieders | February 15, 2017

So let's take score right quick:

1. Dude is the coolest motherfucker on the screen righ meow.
2. Dude just fucking pukes words.
3. Dude used "library books" in a rap track. 
4. That mask should be pulled up over the nose because the nasal cavities are the fifth most susceptible pathway for bodily infection after the eyes, mouth, ears, and anus. (I made that up)
5. HOLY SHIT AT 2:52 I JUST FLIPPED MY DESK CHAIR BACK AND THREW MY FISTS INTO THE AIR IN FRONT OF ME.
6. This fucking song is three fucking different songs and each one is crazier than the last. 
7. EVERY WIZARD GOT A TRICK UP HIS SLEEVE, DON'T BE NAIVE 
8. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
9. I just submitted my application for adoption from Onry. I'll let ya'll know what happens. 

Onry Ozzborn straight up break dances over the fucking rhythm and I can only react with both hands over my face as I attempt to strangle myself from amazement. I fucking love this dude. Shit, I even love copying and pasting the spelling of the track name "t h 3 B1RTH of c v p ii d".

I swear, when this album comes out I'm going to tattoo it on my mind's eye because I'm fucking ready bruv.