Nyle Quit The Band

Gooday Sunshine

Joel Frieders | November 17, 2016

I HAVE NO IDEA WHY I AM SO FUCKING HAPPY.

How do people like the guy behind Nyle Quit The Band exist alongside the rest of us miserable assholes?

The only reason I opened this is because of the Tenacious D lyric: "Last week, Kyle quit the band. DOESN'T MATTER. Now we're back together again." which makes me happy, because Tenacious D.

So there I am, sitting upright in bed, waiting for my wife to return so we can finish David Blaine swallowing a sword (pronounced SW-ORD) and then get down to all the sex, and I click on the email. Remember, I have 5,856 unread music submissions and I can't get through them fast enough. But I clicked. And I opened the video. And pretty soon all three of my kids and my wife are circled around my open phone, now in landscape mode, and we're all smiling down at this glowing display of happiness.

Holy fuck. Watch this. 

"Gooday Sunshine" is fucking amazing. 

Why aren't YOU this creative and whimsical you fucking lazy dicks?

Nyle Quit The Band, thank you for existing. You are appreciated. And I hope you like tacos, because I like tacos.