Jake McMullen

If I Go

Joel Frieders | September 28, 2015

Ah fuck. Why the fuck did I have to actually watch a video today?

My first thoughts about this video were "holy shit, is that Long Beach? Just off Broadway? I used to live there!". My second thought on the song was "this is rub your face in slow motion music", and alas, there's slow motion face rubbing in this video.

But then Jake McMullen just haaaad to be headed out into the desert towards an unmarked grave to pay his respects to the ghastly gorgeous blonde in the video, as I am preparing to do this Thursday with a music-making friend of mine.

I've been kicked in the feels and I'm certain that was intentional and I'm now smitten with yet another man with a Mc at the end of his last name. Allow me to list them off in order of deliciousness: Jim McMahon of the 85 Bears, McNulty from The Wire, McDonald's from my fat stunteating days, and now Jake McMullen for making me McSullen on this overcast McMonday.

Fuck this is good.