Bones & Beeker

Heartbroken in Love

Joel Frieders | November 13, 2015

The schwanz Bones & Beaker swangs is mighty. 

Mighty fucking fownky. 

The first time I heard "Heartbroken In Love" I instantly performed a step dancing routine one could only refer to as suburban sensual. It was like all of the things that made my wife think I was a sexual beast when I first hypnotized her with my sexuals, but instead of being cool, this time it was sexy, it was crazy, AND it was cool. It was fucking crazysexycool bros. I was a human TLC album guys.

Bones & Beaker make a motherfucker wanna perform for his wife and make her fall in love with my clumsy ass all over again, just because of how fucking smooth and fownky the shit be. 

When a song starts as swiftly sex-thumpy as this, you have no other choice but to remain in character as the sexy person you are guys. JUST BE THIS SEXY.