Welcome back to Trending Topics, our weekly recap of all things stupid, this week we discuss Mila Kunis, Metta World Peace, Jimmy Fallon, Octomom, Chelsea Hand and more.
As always we are joined by noted celebritologist and Ninja Tunes recording artist Blockhead.
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The Kun might be dating the Kutch? Life imitating art bro!
Between Macaulay Culkin and Ashton Kutcher, Kunis' vagina has spanned the entire spectrum of dipshits.
Ron Artest aka Metta World Peace is either the new Dennis Rodman or the NBAs version of Macho Man Randy Savage. I hope it's the later, because that might just mean he has gone from face to heel and we are in for a wild ride during the playoffs, he might even smash Kobe with a steel chair during a post game interview, and let's face it, Kobe has that shit coming.
I watched the clip over and over again and it just gets better and better. While it was as flagrant as flagrant gets I gotta think, in his mind, he was just partying really hard.
I have always liked Jimmy Fallon, I loved that he cracked up on SNL and I love that he has that adorable foppish hair. So I am glad his show is a hit, and that people have to eat their words about how he would fail. I am also glad Conan is off in media Siberia on TBS, that dude seems like a prick. Plus he gives Obama a chance to show he is funny and down to earth. That should help him win the election since he is dealing with a crazy party hell bent on destroying the nation by unleashing the Romney-bot on us all.
Jimmy Fallon is at his best when he lets other people be funny for him while standing near him. Obama would have been a much better SNL actor.
Octomom is back in the news, great must be another economic melt down happening, because that was all the media seemed to focus on during the last one.
Wait, Octomom is a bad parent? Get out of town. Next thing you're gonna tell me is her vagina is blown out.
Chelsea Handler has been ripping on Angelina Jolie again, I am not sure whether or not this is a case of "Who gives a Fuck" or "annoying media whore trash talking another annoying media whore in an attempt to make the universe collapse on itself or as we call it in America - News". Either way we all lose.
I'd kinda like to see a fight to death between Chelsea Handler and Angelina Jolie. Hopefully it would end in a tie.
She was voted the most beautiful face in Britain, I haven't looked at her yet so I can't judge but Florence Colgate would be an awesome rap name.
She's a pretty girl for sure…but best face? I mean the under bite alone makes her less hot than say….i dunno…a million other girls. Whoever did this search needs to just go to Paris for a day and reevaluate everything.
Oh look another GI Joe movie, I can't wait for the inevitable backlash of self important 30 somethings who claim this music ruined their childhoods. Bro, your parents ruined your childhood by allowing you to grow up to become a dellusional asshole who needs to be validated 24/7 and takes offense to shit like GI Joe movies and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movies not sticking to cannon. Grow up.
America, Fuck yeahhhh, coming around to save the motherFuckin' day yeahhhhh! This is a movie that jokes are made of. Jokes the people who like these kind of movies don't get.
There is a new nude photo of Madonna going up for auction, it is supposed to fetch some serious cream because the photographer was famous or some shit. My guess, is that she is so desperate to seem young again that if you got her some appletini's and took her to an Odd Future show you could see the goods for a fraction of the cost.
True story: Before she was famous, Madonna was a nude model for my dad. Untrue story: The piece of art that resulted in this was a 5'3'' ball of hair that he found left in the drain after she showered.
Former Miss America - Erika Harold - is considering a run for congress on the Republican ticket. Really another self involved idiot who has gotten by on her looks is going to tell us about the Republican dream of a merit based society. Good stuff genius.
She's a former Miss America and whats to run for congress. All this means is I can expect an awesome drug addled sex tape scandal in the very near future.
Lyudmila Putin is MIA, nobody knows where she is. Either she is locked in a castle somewhere or broke out because Vlad is jamming everything with a vagina. This leads to two questions: 1. Vlad likes women? 2. Seriously, he isn't gay? He looks like William Hurt in Kiss of the Spider Woman.
Listen, Putin's gonna do what Putin does. You either get on the Putin train or get to steppin' hoe. He will bitch slap a bear, shoot a machine gun and Fuck your girl simultaneously. GAME RECOGNIZE GAME.