Trending Topics with Tim Baker and Blockhead Volume 67 (Tim Tebow, Michelle Obama, Men In Black III, Miley Cyrus, Robyn and more)

Tebow-mania is in full swing after yet another comeback win making this like 6 straight or some shit. I was one of the few people I know who thought the Tebow signing was a good move, dude just fucking wins. He has to, do you know how frustrating it has to be to date playmates and not bed them down because you are a Christian?  Gotta get a release somewhere.

Michelle Obama was part of a group that broke the world record for the most people doing jumping jacks at once. The fact that there is even a record for this shows that people have always had two much time on their hands.

The trailer for the new Men In Black movie just dropped. Looks pretty dope. I always loved the first two and see no reason why this should stop. Will Smith is much more enjoyable when he doesn't act like a desperate whore gunning for that Oscar gold.

The trend-o-sphere is all worked up because Miley wore two gold dresses to two different events over the weekend. By giving a Fuck the internet has officially become the annoying less good looking sidekick of the mean, but super hot girl in every teen movie ever made.

I actually saw this because I have a kid and no longer go out like other adults. I know Joel and other fuckers on the site love this shit but god damn does she suck, and to top it all off she looks like William H. Macy with bowl cut.

Apparently Khloe is adjusting fine to living in Dallas after her husband, Lamar Odom, was traded to the Mavericks last week. I imagine most people would adjust well to being away from that piece of shit family of hers.

The Gutte is getting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Congrats to the Gutte for having the cash to buy himself a star for homeless men dressed like Spongebob to piss on.

The Orlando Magic star has officially requested to be traded. Word is that he wants to play for the Nets, I guess it is true what they say, Dwight just doesn't care about winning.

The Supreme Court has agreed to rule on the Arizona Immigration Law. My guess is that though they see corporations as people, they will not see Mexicans as people.

The movie New Year's Eve has sparked all sorts of debate about whether women want dates for New Year's Eve or want to go out with their girls. I have one thing to say to the gals debating this...Tits or GTFO!