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Trending Topics with Tim Baker and Blockhead Volume 70 (Tiger Woods, Kim Kardashian, Ron Paul, Roe vs. Wade, Ryan Braun and more)
Welcome back to Trending Topics, our weekly recap of all things stupid, This Week we discuss Tiger Woods, Kim Kardashian, Ron Paul, Roe vs. Wade, Ryan Braun and more.
As always we are joined by noted celebritologist and Ninja Tunes recording artist Blockhead.
Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods
I don't know if I am more excited to see Tiger Woods jump back to the top of the leaderboard or to see how fast all the chubby white guys who watch golf jump back on his dick after years of talking shit.
It must be nice to so insanely rich that you can give away half you shit to an ex-wife and have the worst year of you life and still be insanely rich. I wish him the best and all for his comeback but Fuck that guy.
Kim Kardashian
Kim Kardashian
She really won't go away huh? Seriously has anyone ever stayed around this long when all they ever did was suck a dick in a video? I am calling it right now. She is officially retired from Trending Topics.
At this point in her life, Kim is just a few steps away from being a living and breathing real doll. The main difference is that, when a real doll cries its forehead moves.
Ron Paul
Ron Paul
Rumor is that Ron Paul is done after such a poor showing in the SC primary, but as long as there are rich kids trying to piss of their parents Ron Paul will never be done.
Ron Paul may be done. He's one of those politicians I appreciate more than I support. He's like the Bjork of politics.
Ryan Braun
Ryan Braun
Braun accepted his MVP despite a pending PED case, personally I don't give a shit about PEDs or Braun. I do however love his nickname, The Hebrew Hammer. Best nickname since the Nigerian Nightmare.
Man, just let these dudes use drugs. It'll make the game more exciting and it's not like they all aren't pieces of shit in other ways. Some guys gamble, some guys beat their wives, others just get really buff, really quickly. I'd say that's the least of our worries.
Roe Vs. Wade
Roe Vs. Wade
This if the 40th anniversary of Roe Vs. Wade, almost as good as the Dallas Mavs Vs. Wade.
Once a year, I celebrate the anniversary of this case with my yearly abortion.
Kate Beckensale
Kate Beckensale
Kate Beckensale used to be top's on my sexception list, now she is tops on my "what the Fuck kind of career advice are you getting" list.
I'm not buying Kate Beckensale as a bad ass. I am buying her as a high end escort though. I'd pay a lot for that.
Gina Carano
Gina Carano
I have no idea who this is, but apparently she used to be a cage fighter so I am sure she can beat my ass.
I 100% support actual real life bad asses to become action stars. In Carano's case, I'm more curious of how they're gonna focus more on her being sexy as opposed to how completely manly she is. It will be movie magic!
Sarah Burke
Sarah Burke
Sarah Burke is giving up her organs which, though her death was tragic is cool in my book. Really the only reason I included this was to call anyone who keeps their organs after they die an asshole.
No clue who she is but apparently she's an organ donor who died. That's one of those win some/lose some type things.
Electric Vehicles
Electric Vehicles
Apparently they are rolling out a whole slew of these fuckers for the military, cops, and security purposes. It must be an exciting time for our military and police forces to be downgraded to mall cops.
I feel like it's impossible for electric cars to not be "cute". I mean, you plug them in! They're like adult toys…but for cops and the army.
Marg Helgenberger
Marg Helgenberger
She is leaving CSI. I left CSI years ago, actually, I never joined.
I don't know shit about this woman but her name reads like the manuscript for a person choking to death.
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