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The Weekly Taint w/ Joel Frieders and Slug from Atmosphere - Pump It Hottie

I have two friends I like to call my Besties. They are my left and my right nut. I have two other, quasi-besties friendsies that are besties with each other, their names are Sean Daley aka Slug of hip hop group Atmosphere, and Joel Frieders, which also happens to be the names of my lefty and righty.  

I have always dreamt about the amazing conversations my balls must have, and since I don't speak testicalian I will never know the wonders of their unique culture. However, I do have a website and I know the two people who are named after my testos and I figured why not have them chat it up so I...

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The Weekly Taint w/ Joel Frieders and Slug from Atmosphere - Where Caddies Go To Die

SYFFAL: I have this weird feeling that you're actually Irish. While you might claim the whole, American Indian and Middle Eastern sets, I think you're full of shit. I notice the bloody knuckles and red chest hairs (or as my friend Tim calls em "snacks"). Don't assume your fans aren't aware of your bullshitting them. I almost feel like the guy who was hanging out with the chick who was acting like a boy in Just One of the Guys with the really nice tits.
Please describe your breasts Sean. Please use the name "Tim Baker" somewhere in the breast sentence.

Slug: My terts taste like...

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The Weekly Taint w/ Joel Frieders and Slug from Atmosphere - The Hospital/Tour Edition

20 years ago a young Joel Frieders and a young Slug from Atmosphere became pen pals.  To this day they still write each other once a week.  We have been fortunate enough to get our hands on these correspondences, and now you, our loyal reader gets to see what these two discuss.  It is like getting access to Bohemian Grove only with less nudity.

Hey Sean,
Sitting in a hospital waiting room. Waiting on the lil'est frieders. fucking kids man, they scare the shit out of you without even trying.

I figure while I'm waiting and wifey is playing angry birds; I'll knock out some taint questions for next week.

Safe travels on your minne-tour-ota......

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The Weekly Taint w/ Joel Frieders and Slug from Atmosphere Volume something or another

Every week we bring you The Weekly Taint. where our very own Joel Frieders and Atmosphere frontman Sean "Slug" Daly exchange questions/answer/insults/respondes with one another. Slug being the man of the cloth that he is was only convinced to partake in this weekly exchange of ideas and fluids after Joel lied and told him it was for charity.

SYFFAL: Let's say you and I are college students. We are in a class where we have to have a business plan for our great idea to sell, let's call them "widgets" for this example's sake. I'll be Robert Downey, Jr. and you be Lou the driver. Do you agree that the Triple Lindy is the best fucking high dive in cinematic history? And...

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The Weekly Taint w/ Joel Frieders and Slug from Atmosphere: WinTainter: Have A Holly Jolly Milkshake of Buffalo Pancreatic Enzymes

Joel Frieders: Dear Sean,

I have missed our little internet meetings. I actually considered removing the skin where my tattoo of yo face is and hanging it above my computer monitor at work. I decided against it not out of fear of physical pain, but emotional in that I wouldn't want to let anyone else know that I have a tattoo of your face on my body somewheres. That's almost like toooo much informations for the peoples. Yous feel me?

Slug: Far out space nuts. Swashbuckles. I see you've been making good use of my time away.  grasshopportunist. Ease back. the rhythm, the rebel yell. ...

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