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Laugh At What I Love: Lady Antebellum, The Salteens, TI, Enigma, L'arc-en-ciel, Weezer, Gaston

I am going to keep today's entry brief.

Well semi-brief, it has to be of a certain length for our formatting to work, thus sentences like this one that are semi-pointless but help fill the space until I get to the meat and potatoes of what I want to discuss. 

And what is it that I want to discuss?

(See what I did there?)

I want to discuss assholes. 

Not the kind you bleach, wax or insert random produce into. 

No the assholes I want to discuss are the ones that don't pay attention, make the same mistakes over and over again despite constant ridicule and mocking. Essentially the asshole named Brando. 

This fucker week in and week out butchers the concept of Laugh At What I Love by week in...

Laugh At What I Love: Bruno Mars, Coldplay, Bette Midler, Jon Secada, Bon Jovi

Yesterday Tom insinuated that I joined the same club that he and Del belong too. The one where they talk about The New Girl while deciding between the Life of Pi and the Secret as the next book for their super precious book club.  

Like I needed another reason to hate Tom and Del. I am sure they are the same kind of dudes that watched Friends and would say shit to girls like "OMG You are such a Rachel", only now they do the same shit with some fucking asshole names Schmidt. 

I actually tried to watch the New Girl once, mainly because I thought Del and Tom were working with functioning adult brains. I lasted...

Laugh At What I Love: Estelle, Fun, Emily Bell, ASAP Rocky, Imagine Dragons

Laugh at What I Love or LAWIL as we call it at the SYFFAL offices is one of my favorite columns in the history of columns. It is the perfect excuse to make fun of Tom for being the "I don't listen to the radio" guy or Del and Brando for being from LA and not realizing that only people in their 3 block radius give a Fuck about synthesisers and oakley blades. 

It also allows Joel his opportunity to piss in the face of the rules and write about cute girls with shitty albums and a sensual video, or Dick to pretend he has a soft side. Even Emp will get in the mix from time to time and admit that he likes white people. As for the two new guys, well who the Fuck knows what those assholes are talking about...

Laugh At What I Love: This week we discuss Bryan Adams, Of Monsters and Men, Kano, Azealia Banks and Alanis Morissette

Welcome back to our weekly endevour into the world of pop music you silly sons of bitches!

This week we get all kinds of freaky, I am talking about hazmat suits and poppers freaky, I am talking Del talking to a girl without his hands in his pocket and looking at the ground freaky. I am talking Joel freaky. 

Sure it is all pop music that everyone secretly loves, some simply hate it to justify their existance and experiences as somehow more valid because they listen to a Norweggian shit pelican who samples a meat grinder and laces it with bossa nova drums and the drones of meth heads, of course I am talking about Dick here. 

Why not relish in the simple pleasures like the music that your wife most certain lost her finger cherry to at...

Laugh At What I Love: Phil Collins | ZZ Ward | Bjork | Taylor Swift | Lazytown

Last week we brought revamped Laugh At What I Love, an old favorite that went by the wayside, but you don't need me to rehash that shit, just click here if you need a recap bro bro.

This week we get even more honest, as Tom slips up and gives us his cutting song. Joel makes it apparent that he will worship a woman who knows just how to step on testicles. Dick proves he is only attracted to women who cry mascara tear trails bro. Aaron is a perfect pervert and we're lucky as Fuck to have found him before the feds did. 

And then there's Tim.

Tim is a fucking hilarious bacon wrapped vagina.

But at least he's awesome...

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