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Bandcamp Artist of the Week
This week we discuss Denver folk artist Abe Abraham and his EP West of West.
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Bandcamp Artist of the Week
This week we discuss the Brooklyn electro pop artist Club Girls and her single I Can Do A Lot b/w Fly Ready.
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Bandcamp Artist of the Week
This week we focus on Pig Food Records artist The Nothing (Dezmatic, Dood Computer, Mic Lanny, Shyste).
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Trending Topics with Tim Baker and Blockhead Volume 96 (Paul Ryan, USA Basketball, Evelyn Lozada, The Closer and more)
Welcome back to Trending Topics, our weekly recap of all things stupid, this week we discuss Paul Ryan, USA Basketball, Evelyn Lozada, The Closer and more.
As always we are joined by noted celebritologist and Ninja Tunes recording artist Blockhead.
This week marks the 96th time we have taken this ride together, and quite frankly it's getting stale. So with that, we are going to take this fucker up to 100 and call it a day. A little update from last week, we are going to keep the back and forth going but it is going to be tailored more towards music and less towards the shittiest elements of our society. Details to follow bros.
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Paul Ryan
Paul Ryan
Ryan is Mitt's VP choice, I don't really have an issue with this, other than he kind of looks like Kathy from the Real Housewives of NJ and they have never been in the same room together. Jussayin.
I know nothing of this politics but I'm sure they're terrible. All I do know is that he looks like the type of guy who would grope a passed out girl.
USA Basketball
USA Basketball
My favorite thing about the basketball team and this particular Olympics was recently single Kobe Bryant trying to show that he wasn't a complete sack of crap by smiling and hanging out.
In a shocking turn of events the underdogs pulled out an amazing victory. Watching them celebrate their victory I couldn't help but think that they were kinda mailing it in, celebration wise.
Evelyn Lozada
Evelyn Lozada
The Basketball Wives star and wife of Chad Johnson is out of the hospital after getting headbutted by the former NFL star. I don't know much about her or Chad for that matter but a guy who changed his name to his nickname so he can have it on his jersey and a gal who is on a show called anything Wives are probably gigantic sacks of shit.
Listen, I'm in no way for any guy laying a hand on any woman violently. Obviously, that's unacceptable. However, if it WERE acceptable, she would definitely be the most qualified applicant for the job.
The Closer
The Closer
The series finale aired last night, and I continued my tradition of only knowing about this show because they aired the shit out of trailers during the NBA season.
It's hard to close what you've never opened. This is a TV show right? Only closer I care about is Mariano Rivera.
Fast Times At Ridgemont High
Fast Times At Ridgemont High
I am not sure why this is trending. Must be the 25th anniversary or something. Either way this is the first thing I have posted about in Trending Topics that hasn't made me feel dirty.
No clue why this is trending but Phoebe Cates bikini scene will forever be more news worthy than pretty much anything we ever write about in this post.
Daniel Ray Carter Jr.
Daniel Ray Carter Jr.
Imagine my surprise when I clicked on a trending topic for someone named Daniel Ray Carter Jr. and he wasn't an assassin or a serial killer. My world is falling to pieces.
Facebook drama, y'all! If you're a grown man and someone "liking" something else bothers you to the point where you need to vocalize your anger, it may be time to just get off the internet all together.
Taio Cruz
Taio Cruz
So he performed at the Closing Ceremonies of the London Olympics? Is he is one of those guys that sounds like Usher, or that Usher sounds like. Either way I am sure Pitbull was somewhere near by making everyone irrationally angry and uncomfortable.
I missed the closing Olympic Closing Ceremonies cause I was busy not giving a shit.
Amish
Amish
Amish populations are booming bro. Nothing is sexier than an inbreed toothy broad dressed like a pilgram. Ooh, La and La.
Amish be Fuckin'! Listen, when all you do all day is churn butter and build barns, the least you can do to blow of steam is have mass amounts of unprotected sex. Jedediah would have wanted it that way (he's Amish god, right? does that exist? Who are these people?)
Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan
WHO GIVES ENOUGH OF A Fuck ABOUT THIS WOMAN TO GOOGLE HER?
Jesus…just die already so we can all pretend we cared about you and perhaps some of those home porn movies you made will leak. At this point, that's all that's left for this poor freckle monster.
Saudi Arabia
Saudi Arabia
The Saudis are launching a city for women which I guess will be awesome for women, but isn't this similar to what the Nazi's did with cities for Jews?
In Saudi Arabia, it will be ladies night , EVERY NIGHT. except, instead of free drinks, these gals get to wear burkas and live in fear of being stoned for bathing naked.
