Welcome back to Trending Topics, our weekly recap of all things stupid, this week we discuss the Olympics, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Michael Phelps, Aly Raisman and more.
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I watched the opening ceremonies, which I complained about the whole time and at the end realized it was because I secretly loved them. If there was a medal for being an ironic and detached because it's easier than being judged, AMERICA WOULD DOMINATE!
The Olympics, where sports that aren't sports go to sport! It's crazy that I had to go to a pirate radio via a shack in Vietnam feed to watch the USA Basketball game but NBC was showing two hours of competitive basket weaving.
Arnold Schartzenegger's ex wife, Maria Shriver, seems to thing the bad voodoo she feels in her new crib is because Arnie put a hex on it. Bro, you are a Kennedy. You fuckers are born with bad voodoo.
I don't really believe in hexes. I do believe in bad life choices though so if you marry Arnold Schwarzeneggar, a shittly life is par for the course.
My favorite thing about Michael Phelps is that he makes Eli Manning look less "Downsy".
People wanna blame his decline on weed but I'm pretty sure Snoop Dogg is just as good a swimmer as he was 20 years ago.
American Aly Raisman is killing the game right now, what game you ask? The one where creepy guys check her age to make sure objectifying her isn't too creepy.
No clue who this is cause I don't watch gymnastics. Not cause I don't respect it but I'm just not into watch buff, squat little broads flip around all day.
Hey assholes. You know when you should probably stop watching sports and pay attention to your kids? When you start acting like Tim Tebow jogging with no shirt on is a fucking real issue. I'm looking at you Skip Bayless.
What a dilemma for all those hot and heavy christian chicks out there. On one hand you got a god fearing hunk with his shirt off, on the other he's arousing their dormant lady parts. What's a lady to do?
ZACK GOT HITCHED!!!!! Somewhere Lisa Turtle is crushed because despite her extreme attempts to "white it up" she still couldn't land the Goss.
Mad 35 year old house wives silently sighed a lonely whimper as they now now that the Zack Attack has finally come to an end and they will never know his soft, Aryan touch.
Chick Fil A continues its against gay marriage, which is funny because the two have so much in common. They both give fat bigotted assholes heart attacks.
Obviously, Fuck them for their opinions but people who only decide to stop eating fast food cause of that companies shitty political ideals might wanna just not eat fast food cause it makes you shit blood.
Jr. leads the nascar rankings which I imagine takes the same amount of intelligence and bottoming the class rankings....is bottoming a word?
thank god the olympics are on so it can overshadow the normal American past time of watching cars go fast in circles.
Apple is said to be announcing it this September, but with half their forced work force being forced into the Chinese Olympic team I just don't know how they can meet the deadline.
I look forward to everyone complaining about this when it drops but, at the same time, selling their own children into slavery just to get one as soon as possible.
Sandy shuts people talking shit on Justice Roberts down. What a fucking commie leftist idiot.
O'Connor with the Supreme smack down. Now, if only a few of those old morons on the bench would die already, we could get some things done in this country.