The Olympics, where sports that aren't sports go to sport! It's crazy that I had to go to a pirate radio via a shack in Vietnam feed to watch the USA Basketball game but NBC was showing two hours of competitive basket weaving.

I don't really believe in hexes. I do believe in bad life choices though so if you marry Arnold Schwarzeneggar, a shittly life is par for the course.

People wanna blame his decline on weed but I'm pretty sure Snoop Dogg is just as good a swimmer as he was 20 years ago.

No clue who this is cause I don't watch gymnastics. Not cause I don't respect it but I'm just not into watch buff, squat little broads flip around all day.

What a dilemma for all those hot and heavy christian chicks out there. On one hand you got a god fearing hunk with his shirt off, on the other he's arousing their dormant lady parts. What's a lady to do?

Mad 35 year old house wives silently sighed a lonely whimper as they now now that the Zack Attack has finally come to an end and they will never know his soft, Aryan touch.

Obviously, Fuck them for their opinions but people who only decide to stop eating fast food cause of that companies shitty political ideals might wanna just not eat fast food cause it makes you shit blood.

thank god the olympics are on so it can overshadow the normal American past time of watching cars go fast in circles.

I look forward to everyone complaining about this when it drops but, at the same time, selling their own children into slavery just to get one as soon as possible.

O'Connor with the Supreme smack down. Now, if only a few of those old morons on the bench would die already, we could get some things done in this country.