So some dude is suing the Cowboys because he sat on a hot bench on a hot summer day. Bro, if you haven't learned that shit gets hot on hot summer days and pull out the old "Touch Test" to see if said thing is hot, well you are a fucking idiot and deserve all the burn you get include that there last SICK BURN!
Suing for a hot bench? someone needs to counter sue that dude for being a total pussy. It's called life bro. You don't get to wear protective armor everywhere you go.