Amish populations are booming bro. Nothing is sexier than an inbreed toothy broad dressed like a pilgram. Ooh, La and La.
Amish be Fuckin'! Listen, when all you do all day is churn butter and build barns, the least you can do to blow of steam is have mass amounts of unprotected sex. Jedediah would have wanted it that way (he's Amish god, right? does that exist? Who are these people?)