The Detroit Lions' defensive lineman was arrested for DUI over the weekend. Have you seen this dude? He looks like the kind of guy that rolls the sleeves up on his t-shirt to show off his chubby but strong arms. In other words he is an asshole.
You know, I don't drive at all and I know driving drunk is dangerous but it seems like EVERYONE does it. Why does the news treat it like people got caught with crack rocks and dead hooker. Regardless, it's a great case for my nation wide monorail system.