When I first saw the track Poison listed in the tracklisting for the dreamy as Fuck new album Behold, This Dream by Thieving Irons, I hoped against hope that it would be a cover of the Bell Biv Devoe classic, but alas it was not. This isn't a bad thing mind you, because while the previous song taught me that I should never trust a big butt and a smile, Thieving Irons version of Poison taught me that fuzzy geetar and feel good vibes can make your insides feel like a fucking Sunny D commercial. So you can keep your fucking purple stuff, I am choosing a different Poison.1
1Get it?!?!?!