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Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young - Deja Vu

My dad stopped buying vinyl after my mom burped me out the babeslot. There wasn't much of a need to purchase shit your kids might potentially snap in half while playing topless toddler frisbee.

The Weed Years (Marijuana, Radiohead, Kid A, cLouddead)

Marijuana and music were the main things I took away from my teenage years, and besides teenage girls, were my only interests until I got out of college.

A Perfect Circle, Tool & Maynard James Keenan

1996: In high school, I was in a band where the bass player was a what I would like to consider a super-fan of the band Tool. We used to sit in his car in front of the house where we rehearsed and listen to Aenema on repeat really fucking loud.

The Macklemoral of the Story

I have a question for you.

Am I Bad Because I Listen To Pop Radio?

Having kids changes what you listen to because at their young age we can't instill our taste upon them. In the car they want to listen to their top 40 tunes; not the new Destroyer album I just grabbed.

Words Hurt - Alkast Remixes
Alkast Remixes
LIfe has a way of pointing you in the right direction. As mine was falling apart, I was living in the back bedroom, separated from my wife and feeling like a ghost under my own roof. It was in this tired, huddled, poor state that I found a voice...Read More »
Hip Hop's Best Friend's In Jail

I'm very glad we've decided to bring back our columns again. "Music Ruined My Life", "Love, Dad" both factored heavily in me falling in love with Syffal. It was their unabated brutal honesty. It was their irreverence.

I Want! I Want!
An album made me happy. Like, I smiled at myself in the mirror and started a few of these tracks over, happy. Like, while washing my man parts in the horse trough we call a shower, I giggled, happy. Like, dude, I was like, fucking alternating...Read More »
Sole Rhymes with Joel = Besties Forevers
Sole continues to march to the beat of his own organic, locally grown, vegan soy patty. While some Fucks use a red beard and an audience to merely listen to themselves talk, Sole is as much a part of his own...
I Still Rock Myself to Sleep Every Night Watching "Beaches" To Help Deal
Somewhere in some past time that has since melted into the puddle that has become the present, I came to worship at the beat altar of one Morbidly-O-Beats. Morbid (Jake Holmen) is a Chicago-based producer and connoisseur of all things musically...