I'm Hungry...and Feel Like Doing Something Stupid w/ Seezmics - The Mondays

Usually, I write these meandering pieces of garbage on Thursday afternoons.

I am a much different person on Thursday than I am on Monday. On Thursdays, I am more jovial. More laid back. More... meezy.

On Mondays, I've got the bluezzz and I just wanna snooze.

I'm not very focused today. Sure, there's plenty to do. I could knock out some work at the jobby job. I could catch up on reading the bible. I could craft a hand written letter to a friend I haven't spoken to in awhile.

Dear whoever,

We haven't spoken in awhile. There's a reason for that. I hope you're miserable.

Smooches
Cole

Mondays are tough from a motivational standpoint, which is ironic because it's a great day to run errands. Who goes grocery shopping on Monday afternoons? I bet you could get all of your frozen pizzas and generic brand soda during the lunch hour if you weren't face planted at your desk in a sugar coma.

I actually went to the grocery store today on my lunch hour. I was recently told I have a very acidic body type and need to consume more alkaline foods. I bought a bunch of healthy stuff like almonds, spinach, sunflower seeds, and baby wipes.

Guess what's for dinner?