Aug. 23 - Detroit, MI - Griswold Lofts
Aug. 24 - Chicago, IL - Bottom Lounge*
Aug. 25 - Minneapolis, MN - 400 Bar**
Aug. 27 - Chesterton, IN - Simple Days Cafe
Aug. 28 - Pittsburgh, PA - Garfield Artworks
Aug. 29 - Washington, D.C. - DC9
Aug. 30 - Philadelphia, PA - Kung Fu Necktie
Aug. 31 - New York, NY - Pianos
Sep. 01 - Brooklyn, NY - Death By Audio
Sep. 20 - Montreal, QC - Mission Santa Cruz**
Sep. 21 - Montreal, QC - Il Motore^
Oct. 06 - Ottawa, ON - Babylon
Oct. 10 - Guelph, ON - eBar
Oct. 11 - London, ON - APK Live
Oct. 12 - Toronto, ON - Horseshoe Tavern
Oct. 20 - Brighton, UK - The Hope
Oct. 21 - Leeds, UK - The Library
Oct. 22 - Glasgow, SF - Captains Rest
Oct. 23 - Manchester, UK - Kraak Gallery
Oct. 24 - London, UK - Old Blue Last (presented by The Quietus)
Nov. 01 - Vancouver, BC - Media Club
Nov. 02 - Seattle, WA - Barboza
Nov. 03 - Portland, OR - Bunk Bar
Nov. 05 - San Francisco, CA - Bottom of the Hill
Nov. 07 - Los Angeles, CA - The Echo
Nov. 10 - Las Vegas, NV - Beauty Bar
Nov. 12 - Denver, CO - Larimer Lounge
* w/ Archers of Loaf
** w/ Hot Snakes
^ w/ Merchandise
Way back in our early days. We spoke with them bearded pricks PS I LOVE YOU1 and they told us all about their favsies band ever METZ?
Then because we were on some "LET'S GO DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE BRUH!" we decided to look them fuckers up and had our foreskins blown back by how balls out awesome they were.
Well turns out these fucking assholes with their dungerees with strategically placed holes that make you think about their cocks, got signed to titsawesometits label SUB POP and are dropping their self titled album.
It also turns out they are breaking you dirty dicked assholes off with the first single Headache.
And it turns out these fuckers will be coming to New York to play while I am on vacation. I can't help but feel that they are ducking me and our scheduled shirt option meat and beer fest.
Just saying it hurts bro.
Now a man ain't allowed to be hurt by another man, even if that man is a god like trio with magic fingers and corn silk soft body hair?
WELL Fuck YOU ASSHOLES!
Fuck METZ, I can't stay mad at you, so I will just continue on hating PS I LOVE YOU in a misguided attempt to get into your pants.
1They give the best hand massages bro!