Welcome back to Trending Topics, our weekly recap of all things stupid, this week we discuss Mark Zuckerberg, Howard Stern, How I Meet Your Mother and more.
As always we are joined by noted celebritologist and Ninja Tunes recording artist Blockhead.
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So Mark Zuckerberg didn't want to wear a suit to Wall Street to annouce the IPO for Facebook so he decided to make a hoodie that looked like a suit jacket. SERIOUSLY?!!?! What the Fuck man? One where do the Wall Street assholes get off trying to act respectable after robbing BILLIONS and Mark, dude, come on man. Grow the Fuck up.
Man, when you're worth billions of dollars, you can tell anyone who asks you to dress a certain way "How bout you go Fuck yourself?". Seriously…he could just buy Wall Street. Let the guy wear his stupid hoodie.
Howard starts his stint as a judge on America's Got Talent which is good because at least Sharon Osbourne won't be the only judge who looks like a post menopausal lady.
I'm down with Stern doing this (even though I've never watched this show in my life). Mostly cause he will be brutally honest without having to be a British asshole. REVOLUTIONARY TV.
So that one couple with the guy from Forgetting Sarah Marshall and the American Pie girl that jammed her flute up her cooch are having a kid. Traditionally when you add a baby to a sitcom it marks the end of it being good. I wonder if this will have the opposite effect, since this show blows.
Lots of television shows I don't watch trending this week. I've never seen this show but who ever is explaining "how he met your mother" is a long winded piece of shit.
I have no idea how this Lorax looking asshole still has a show, but apparently it is down to Arsenio Hall and Clay Aiken, it is shameful what people will put up with to avoid falling into obscurity. Just do porn bro, it is less desperate and carries less of a stigma than having to kowtow to that fucking asshole.
I hear the finale for this season is going to be Donald Trump blowing loads in the faces of the final two contestants. Whoever flinches less, wins. (Though Aiken has an extremely big advantage in this one)
Jamie Dimon is the CEO of JP Morgan Chase and is going around explaining his stance on loosing $2 billion. I have a feeling their will be little to no blowback on this, it's not like he couldn't pay his mortgage for a few weeks.
This dude lost $2 billion?!?!? That's so far beyond my comprehension it would be like someone telling me they over ate too much unicorn the other night and ended up shitting rainbows for a week.
Kim Spradlin is the new survivor winner, and in related who gives a Fuck news, I just finished an Iced Coffee from Dunkin Donuts.
Survivor is still on? Don't you people have cable by now? Jesus.
After 8 seasons the show is going off the air. These ladies really should be thanking the ground they walk on that this show came around, they could have just as easily taken over the Skinemax crown from Shannon Tweed if not for this shit show. .
I figure these women are in their 50's by now. They're not so much desperate as they are menopausal.
Big deal, Kodak had a top secret nuclear reactor in Rochester, there isn't shit to do in Rochester other than antique anyway. Call me when they find the stash of old time nudie pics, that dudes who worked at the old Photomat's, used to pocket.
Looks like while Instagram has rendered film useless, Kodak has been working on the big payback. I'm still curious how they plan to drop an A-bomb on the internet though.
Apparently their is going to be a Freddie Mercury hologram performance like the Tupac jump off from Coachella. Hopefully they nail his bushy mustache and big teeth, if not just use one of them creatures from Attack The Block.
And so it begins. Good news every famous person who will ever die, turns out you can live forever and at the same time urinate on your legacy…all from the comfort of your grave. THANKS SCIENCE!
So the list dropped and the two winners were Sophia and Jacob, not terrible, but the top 20 is stacked with future strippers named Aubrey, so rejoice future 20 year olds.
People need to get more creative. Everyone I know with a kid has named them after a flower or some old timey name that sounds like your grandma. Personally, If I ever have a kid, I will name him.her "words with friends".