So Mark Zuckerberg didn't want to wear a suit to Wall Street to annouce the IPO for Facebook so he decided to make a hoodie that looked like a suit jacket. SERIOUSLY?!!?! What the Fuck man? One where do the Wall Street assholes get off trying to act respectable after robbing BILLIONS and Mark, dude, come on man. Grow the Fuck up.

Howard starts his stint as a judge on America's Got Talent which is good because at least Sharon Osbourne won't be the only judge who looks like a post menopausal lady.

So that one couple with the guy from Forgetting Sarah Marshall and the American Pie girl that jammed her flute up her cooch are having a kid. Traditionally when you add a baby to a sitcom it marks the end of it being good. I wonder if this will have the opposite effect, since this show blows.

I have no idea how this Lorax looking asshole still has a show, but apparently it is down to Arsenio Hall and Clay Aiken, it is shameful what people will put up with to avoid falling into obscurity. Just do porn bro, it is less desperate and carries less of a stigma than having to kowtow to that fucking asshole.

Jamie Dimon is the CEO of JP Morgan Chase and is going around explaining his stance on loosing $2 billion. I have a feeling their will be little to no blowback on this, it's not like he couldn't pay his mortgage for a few weeks.

Kim Spradlin is the new survivor winner, and in related who gives a Fuck news, I just finished an Iced Coffee from Dunkin Donuts.

After 8 seasons the show is going off the air. These ladies really should be thanking the ground they walk on that this show came around, they could have just as easily taken over the Skinemax crown from Shannon Tweed if not for this shit show. .

Big deal, Kodak had a top secret nuclear reactor in Rochester, there isn't shit to do in Rochester other than antique anyway. Call me when they find the stash of old time nudie pics, that dudes who worked at the old Photomat's, used to pocket.

Apparently their is going to be a Freddie Mercury hologram performance like the Tupac jump off from Coachella. Hopefully they nail his bushy mustache and big teeth, if not just use one of them creatures from Attack The Block.

So the list dropped and the two winners were Sophia and Jacob, not terrible, but the top 20 is stacked with future strippers named Aubrey, so rejoice future 20 year olds.