Welcome back to Trending Topics, our weekly recap of all things stupid, this week we discuss Mad Men Finale, NBA Finals, David Cameron, Pacquiao vs. Bradley and more.
As always we are joined by noted celebritologist and Ninja Tunes recording artist Blockhead.
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If you don't watch this show you should have to revoke your citizenship and just accept that you are as dull as Canadians.
I fell off watching this show after the second season. I don't really even know why…oh wait, yeah I do. It bored the shit out of me. That said, everyone I know says it's been amazing so maybe I'll give it another chance the next time I'm stranded on an island with wifi or something.
The only thing I am looking more forward to than seeing the Thunder win, is seeing how fast the painfully self important sports media throws Lebron under the bus, after a week of sucking him off, if the Heat lose. Those guys are fucking assholes.
Like everyone else who's not from Miami or a huge fucking poser, I'm hoping OKC can win this. As great as Lebron is, his tears are worth more to me than a championship could ever be worth to him.
UK Prime Minister David Cameron left his 8 year old at the pub and this is a big deal why?
Who hasn't left their kid at a pub? Honestly, I'd imagine kids in pubs is way more common in the UK though. That would be like the US equivalent to leaving your kid at the OTB better center, which as we know is wildly acceptable.
Boxing is still a sport? How so? Pro Wrestling is more legit than this shit.
I saw the fight and it's probably the craziest fix I've ever witness. Well done boxing. Just when you think no one cares about you any more you go and pull this shit. Dana White probably watched the decision with his boner in his hand.
Won the TONY for best musical. Good for those Irish pricks.
Am I the only person who watches plays/musicals and just feels embarrassed for everyone on stage? Just being in a theater gives me the panic attack version of douche chills.
New book dropping about his secret wars and covert ops. He is the Jason Bourne of presidents, or at least the guy "who Jason Bourne is trying to take out" of presidents.
Oh shit! Illuminati got my mind soul and my body! Hey, guess what? All politicians are pieces of shit. It kinda makes sense. After all, they work in politics. I can only hope that Obama's secret wars and misuse of power were not totally evil like G.W. Bush's were.
This weekend on the ass fuckery idiot hour aka Meet The Press, Scott Walker told Mitt Romney come up with big and bold ideas, here is one, sell the fucking South to Brazil or some shit.
I fear that any "big and bold" ideas Mitt Romney might have will include bringing back slavery and making abortion punishable by death. Oh, and polygamy. Duh.
Spain is seeking a $125 BILLION bailout. All those assholes who always talk about the slower pace and siestas as some sort of enlightened society are looking like assholes now huh?
I'd gladly donate some money to their cause in exchange for some of their cured meats. I could probably eat about $125 billion dollars worth.
Deena is a fucking trending topic. Have we really sank that low America. I am disgusted by us.
She is the living embodiment of an overflowing trash bag filled with used condoms, marinara sauce and hair extensions. Except, I'd probably rather Fuck that bag.
The only thing I give less of a Fuck about is Deena Cortese.
My girl is Serbian (like Djokovic) so there's not a lot of love for Nadal in my household. Personally, I got nothing against the dude except he looks like a cross between a rat and the type of euro porn star who does way too much anal for my taste.