Love, Dad's Top 5 reasons why it is illogical to be a racist anymore

5. Stereotypes define a few unimportant traits of some parts of some people, not an entire fucking people

The internet eliminates misnomers and prejudices of other races by allowing you to educate yourself rather easily nowadays. Making blanket statements about "the fucking mexicans" or "those fucking indian fuckers" is not only ridiculous because "the fucking mexicans" and "those fucking indian fuckers" are friends of mine, but it also demonstrates your fucking stupidity because no one thing is true for all people of a single race. That is statistically impossible. For you to believe that all Mexicans are illegal immigrants is fucking dumb, and for Mexicans to assume all white people are all fucking racist Fucks like you, is also fucking dumb. If you really want to know if all of a certain race have a trait that is attributed to a stereotype, open your mouth and ask someone. Opening your mouth to repeat the bullshit in your brain only furthers you from the potential definition of intelligent, or in my opinion, worthy of vocal chords. You fucking prick.

4. With the improvements in communication and the internet, it is a poor survival choice to be a racist of any one type of people

Sure you can laugh amongst your unemployed friends and make yourself feel more important than you already are on the internet by yelling drunkenly about "SPEAK ENGLISH OR GET THE Fuck OUT OF MY COUNTRY!" but at the same time, just a few hundred years ago, the native language of this fucking country was Native Indian. Sure, you're the one holding the keyboard and the keystone light by yourself in front of a chinese computer, but Fuck me three ways from friday, you're the important one. I never understood why people would want other people to know they have unsettled attitudes towards any particular race. What is the benefit of telling other people you don't like them? What if we're all out of water and the Mexican dude has all the water. You gonna grovel por agua then? Fuck you. I'm not saying be a closet racist, but by not opening your mouth and spreading the hate into the universe, less negative shit will attach itself to your penis and cause you to have to pee into a bag. Statistically speaking, there are a shitload more of them then there are of you. Who is them? Everyone who isn't a fucking racist you fucking cocksmuggling tubesteak swallowing Fucktard.

3. You can't blame a race for you losing your job

I had a good friend's dad's company shut down after 75 years in Illinois. One part of the manufacturing wing was sold to a company in Mexico. This company being bought and dismantled didn't come as any surprise to the people who lost their jobs, but there was a shitload of picketers and racist comments before, during and after the whole process was completed. Sure, some jobs are being outsourced to other countries to save companies millions of dollars. Sure, some people go with cheaper labor to get their lawn mowed. But to sincerely stand upon your soap box and bitch and moan about "THE MEXICANS ARE TAKING OUR JOBS" or "THE INDIANS ARE TAKING ALL OF OUR JOBS" is complete horseshit.

Go get another job. If you're too busy complaning about the mexican who stole your job, you will not find another one. If you're too busy blaming someone instead of moving forward, you will stay unemployed. LOOK AT THE ENTIRE STATE OF OHIO! (im kidding, you unemployed Fucks) The truth is, jobs come to those who seek them out. Sure, I can't speak for everyone, but I will bet you six pubic hairs off my left nut that the guy looking for a job will get one sooner than the racist Fuck who is too busy blaming all of life's ills on the mexicans.

2. Hate individual people, not entire groups of people

If you get into an altercation with a person, and that person is a different race than you, saying "Fuck the ____" does nothing. What you should really be doing is learning that person's name and "Fuck"-ing him. Let's say his name is Pedro, you should REALLY be saying "Fuck PEDRO". What makes more sense? Hating on the people who share a common lineage with this assface or hating on Pedro directly? What does Rick, Jeff, Sasquatch and Barb have to do with Pedro being a fucking cock smoking tool box of a shitstain on humanity? Nothingk! Barb and Sasquatch were just over there playing with each other's privates. Rick and Jeff were playing the Xboxy. Leave them the Fuck alone! HATE PEDRO! HE'S THE ASSNECK! If you want to hate people, hate people, don't hate similar people by default. That is gay. Even a gay guy would say that shit's fucking gay. Don't be a gay racist you fucking assdick. Not only are you wasting energy and breath on people who don't give a Fuck what you think, but you're probably missing Pedro's fucking ear by lumping him in with his entire race. Unless of course, you have a problem with an Albanian, cause for fuck's sake, you piss off one, you piss them ALL off. SHEEF SHAN BEITH!

1. You're probably part-______ or related to a(n) _____ any-fucking-way.

If you live on earth in 2011, you'll probably notice there's a lot of fucking people around huh? Even if you live in fucking butt Fuck Montana, it's noticeable. There are a shitload more peoples walkings arounds. What does this mean for you, you wanna-be racist prick?

Well, there's a good chance that your mom, your sister, your aunt, your cousin, your grandma, or your great grandma had some ____ dick all up in her guts yo. And if this is true, there's an even greater chance that you're either directly related to, second cousins with, or the actual decendant of a fucking _____. Yes, I've heard delicious things about ____ cock.

So, even if you aren't related to one, their penis has penetrated the mouth and/or vagina of a female member (or male member, SYFFAL ain't dickscriminatesers) of your family. What does this mean for you? Well, it means you're hating members of your own family, and that's gay (see number 2 about being gay).

If you aren't anywhere near related to someone of another race, you've probably masturbated over one. Lord knows I have. HAVE YOU SEEN SOME OF THESE SITES ON TUMBLR? WACKA WACKA WACKA!

Why did I write all this?

Well a guy that I love like a brother, and would take a bullet for, is a drunken racist after 11pm and it's fucking annoying. I don't want the guy getting killed for what he says, but holy Fuck would I love to kick him in the fucking throat when he talks about races of people that happen to cover a large number of people that I love and consider friends and family.

Mike Wenberg, if you're reading this, stop being a fucking racist Fuck. Some of our best friends are Mexicans, and they make awesome tacos.

YOU CANT HATE TACOS MIKE. THAT'S JUST fucking UMPOSSIBLES.

Love,
Dad