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Cas One + Figure - So Our Egos Don't Kill Us
So Our Egos Don't Kill Us
Something has to be said for being a fan of someone by merely appreciating how genuine that someone seems on the internet. For the first six or seven years that I knew Cas One on the internet, dude seemed eerily similar to me. The...Read More »
I Fucking Will, Because I Care (And Want A Blowjob)

5. Some people take parenting way too fucking seriously.

Daniel Ahearn - Safety First
Safety First
I’m about to take a trip up north. If you haven’t figured it out or are new to Syffal and haven't been hazed in a vat of honey and chin stubble by writhing dad bods, I live in Los Angeles. I also rap and teach. But fuck all that because I’m going up...Read More »
Saturdaze
I remember the first time I saw Vision Quest. Besides nosebleeds and singlet crotch bulges, what the movie taught me most was that wearing a garbage bag was a necessity when trying to make weight. Also, if you put some serious synths and some...Read More »
Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young - Deja Vu

My dad stopped buying vinyl after my mom burped me out the babeslot. There wasn't much of a need to purchase shit your kids might potentially snap in half while playing topless toddler frisbee.

From this point on there is no telling where the sound is going to go.
Someone needs to run to the state of Minnesota, the cities of St. Paul and Minneapolis and bottle what the fuck ever is running through thier water supply ASAP (no rocky)!!! If it isn't the Pappy's of indie rap grinding Atmosphere...
6 More Things For Indie Artists to Remember
6 More Things For Indie Artists to Remember

Guys, I don't like being an asshoel Joel, but I don't think most of you understand you're doing it wrong. I'm sure I'll come up with more after you assholes send in more music that's disgustingly packaged, but hey, here are another few examples of where you NEED TO GET YOUR FUCKING SHIT T

Tag Your Music So You Don't Suck Bro

I'm pissed off motherfuckers. All of you talented and not so talented (I'm looking at you Ireland) musicians and artists out there are fucking up.

Life

Death is weird for me to begin with. I'm constantly reminding myself of the feelings I held after the last friend of mine killed himself. I was dismissive of any other explanation besides it being his fucking fault.

I hurt from every fucking angle.