I am going to keep today's entry brief.
Well semi-brief, it has to be of a certain length for our formatting to work, thus sentences like this one that are semi-pointless but help fill the space until I get to the meat and potatoes of what I want to discuss.
And what is it that I want to discuss?
(See what I did there?)
I want to discuss assholes.
Not the kind you bleach, wax or insert random produce into.
No the assholes I want to discuss are the ones that don't pay attention, make the same mistakes over and over again despite constant ridicule and mocking. Essentially the asshole named Brando.
This fucker week in and week out butchers the concept of Laugh At What I Love by week in and week out writing about shit that EVERYONE fucking LOVES!
Well, I can no longer stand idly by and allow this crunchy ass granola bandit Fuck up the flow. From this date forward, that asshole Brando is banned from Laugh At What I Love.
Fuck you Brando, I love you Brando, Can we snuggle bro?...