Kid Static - Feet On The Ground

I first met Kid Static outside of a brothel in SoHo. We were both walking in the same direction towards a group of protesters who were protesting the programs put forth by the prehistoric political action committee prosthetic weilding priests who were preventing post-op transsexuals from learning english. If Kid Static and I have one thing in common, it's in our passionate opinions towards letting everyone with a schwanz, a snoot or both, the ability to communicate with the public they could potentially arouse.

Kid Static is the embodiment of talent and I'm proud of him in ways usually reserved for a priest who is content with striking such fear into his victim that he shuts the Fuck up if he knows what's good for him. Maybe I'm in the minority here, but everything the dude does is fucking fantastic, even down to his black guy mullet.

Today's video of the day is proof that if you give the guy the proper tools and the time, he'll fucking wow you every time.

I also hear he puts on one hell of a brunch.