No shit bro. I think everyone doing anything entertainment related can thank social media for their success. It's not like there's that off-internet billionaire hill people music that everyone's talking about.

Big fan of Carrell but not a big fan of Rom-com's. When added together they equal "movie I will watch on cable, half paying attention while playing online scrabble"

Am I the only person alive who doesn't give a shit about Pixar movies? Seriously…I get that they're clever and look amazing but you people realize they're made for children, right? I don't watch them for the same reason I don't eat cake for breakfast.

Track and field is one of those things that is both impressive and fairly worthless. I sure as hell couldn't do what these mega-athletes could…but I also wouldn't really want to.

I wonder what it feels like to see so much joy in peoples eyes when they hear you're gonna die in prison. Hopefully when he dies they will turn his corpse into an honorary urinal or something. Simply serving life seems like he got off easy.

First Richard Dawson dies, now Alex Trebek has a heart attack. Wink Martindale must be locked in a panic room right now holding a loaded shotgun.

Yeee haw! Pardon me while I go square dance and beat my wife in celebration of whoever this fucking guy is and whatever he accomplished.

If i was religious and had kids, I'd tell them that snow was gods dandruff, also that our rain is sweat from when god runs on his giant space elliptical.

I'm sure Alaska is devastated but I can't see why anyone wouldn't be happy to leave Boston for a far superior city.

If you're gonna have super sperm and blow it inside a girl, it might as well be a Brazilian model. I mean even if you don't wanna be the father, you're just genetically improving the world. I'd say being a good dad is secondary to that.