Welcome back to Trending Topics, our weekly recap of all things stupid, this week we discuss Joss Whedon, Krysten Ritter, Ozzie Guillen, Miley Cyrus, Kate Upton and more.
As always we are joined by noted celebritologist and Ninja Tunes recording artist Blockhead.
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I always confuse this fucker with Joss Stone.
Wait, so this is a guy? Who likes comic books? With a name like Joss, I'm surprised he made it out of 6th grade but I'm equally unsurprised that he's a huge sci-fi nerd.
She has a new show coming out on ABC called Don't Trust the B____ in Apt. 23. That is really the title. I don't know what's worse, that ABC doesn't have the balls to curse, or that it feels like a show based on a twitter account. Regardless I am kind of stoked for this show, as I would be for anything starring a former cast member of Breaking Bad and The Beak playing The Beak.
Oh, this is that girl that was the drug addict on "Breaking bad"! Big fan. I Like when people like her get more famous cause naked pics can't be that far behind.
Ozzie Guillen was suspended for 5 games because he said he thought Fidel Castro was a hero or some shit. How about this athletes, you are dumb, stop talking about shit you don't know about. I am tired of you guys justifying the fact that Skip Bayless has a fucking job.
Ay dios mio! Ozzie Guillen is relentlessly entertaining. As wrong as his comments were, sports needs crazy people like him. But really, what needs to happen is that people need to stop giving a shit what athletes think about things. They're athletes. Who gives a shit?
Miley comes out swinging about those pesky anorexia rumors. Which is good, because I imagine if she was actually anorexic she wouldn't have the energy to do anything.
I know this is about her anorexia but I'd like to add that she had a vagina slip picture leak this week and it's like it didn't happen. HELLLOOO!!!!! Miley Cyrus's pussy got photographed! How is this not a bigger deal? For the record, it looked skinny.
Mrs. Mark Sanchez is wearing a nun bikini in the trailer for the new 3 Stooges movie, which is great and all, but seems like a really shitty marketing move by the studio. They gave away the only thing about this sack of shit movie that is actually worth seeing for free.
Kate Upton must be well aware of how fat she'll be in five year cause she is cashing in on her fame right now. I'm pretty sure I saw her in a commercial for catheter tubes. It was pretty hot though.
Bobby Petrino was fired from his job as University of Arkansas' head football coach after a motorcycle crash exposed him of inappropriate relations with a 25 year old college employee. So shocking that a guy who dedicates his life to spending time with the meat headiest of the meat heads is making shitty life choices.
Man, this is a bad year for college coaches. At least he wasn't driving around a naked 6 year old boy on that motorcycle.
Former WWF and WCW superstar Scott Hall was arrested for beating his wife. I wonder if the outcome of that fight was pre-determined as well.
As a former wrestling fanatic, I'll always think of him as Razor Ramon and honestly, I'm not exactly shocked that Razor Ramon beat the shit out of his girlfriend. He was spicy!
I have no idea why he is a trending topic, I also have no idea why he exists. He is a fucking asshole.
Sports pundits are kind of the worst to me. Arguing about sports and what's gonna happen in future games is like arguing about lottery numbers. Bayless is one of the worst. His ability to disagree with all logic is impressive though.
I love UFO sightings because it means that I will get more of this guy from Ancient Aliens. I fucking LOVE THAT GUY AND HIS HAIR-EVOLUTION!
UFO's over South Korea is the new "Bombs over Baghdad". I can't wait for Drake to make that song. It will be about rescuing kittens though.
Listen, I don't wanna make the Tax day/rape analogy, but lets just say my bank account blacked out the other day and when it woke up it's asshole was bleeding and it didn't remember anything.