Seditius, they done took my heart away. As far as punk rock goes, these guys just showed me what American punk is always lacking: SOUL! What it comes down to is that Italians really are just better lovers. Come on, 'Merica, how we gonna get over our reputation of being bad in the sack if you just spend all day looking at dwarf porn and squeezing your dick so hard that it's getting gangrene?
Well, looking in the mirror and seeing all the pimples and blemishes just doesn't feel good, so recently I sat down with the boys of Seditius and asked them for their life-changing advice. They told me that if I'm ever going to love someone else, I've gotta...
