I went into this video wanting reassurance that I should delete the email it rode in on. The band's name isn't in the video title, the song name is potentially hokey, the video thumbnail looks like a Nicolas Cage meets Julian Lennon meets Jason Segel guy is showing off his adam's apple, and it's filmed in fucking sepia.
About 45 seconds into this fucking song I was a puddle.
I had my eyes closed, I was swaying like a slightly intoxicated soccer mom at a 90s cover band performace at the county fair, I placed my palm against my ever-beating heart, and I fucking sighed bro.
THIS SONG, "Ol' Highway 9", made a bro audibly sigh bro.
If King Washington doesn't move the lil' man in your JNCO's, you're a fucking asshole, and I'm sure most of your immediate family knew all along you were an asshole.
I want this band to set up shop outside my shower to perform, just so I can sway under a fucking waterfall while I rinse the sin off of my supple handles of love.
The song playing above is free, but that mental picture of me rinsing?
That's a dollar.