Did you spend summer working? Did you get the girl or not? Did you watch a sunset while leaving a butt cheek imprint in sand? Do you live in a land-locked state or somewhere where your only access to water is river or lake or something, you poor bastard? Eat a fish taco lately?
Then Joy Classic's TIMELESS (meaning, yes Del, I know it's from last year) summer jam, "Splash" is for you, you sad sad person, you!
As fall looms, as footballs threatens to turn your Sundays into a buffalo ranch-flavored nacho-induced coma-fest, as the sun hangs low (unlike my penis), take your lame ass outdoors one more time before befalling this melancholy fate and make "Slash" be your soundtrack.
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