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Bandcamp Artist of the Week
This week we discuss Denver folk artist Abe Abraham and his EP West of West.
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Bandcamp Artist of the Week
This week we discuss the Brooklyn electro pop artist Club Girls and her single I Can Do A Lot b/w Fly Ready.
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Bandcamp Artist of the Week
This week we focus on Pig Food Records artist The Nothing (Dezmatic, Dood Computer, Mic Lanny, Shyste).
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Trending Topics with Tim Baker and Blockhead Volume 97 (Hunger Games, WWE, Chuck Norris, Dallas Cowboys, Mississippi and more)
Welcome back to Trending Topics, our weekly recap of all things stupid, this week we discuss the Hunger Games, WWE, Chuck Norris, Dallas Cowboys, Mississippi and more.
As always we are joined by noted celebritologist and Ninja Tunes recording artist Blockhead.
This week marks the 96th time we have taken this ride together, and quite frankly it's getting stale. So with that, we are going to take this fucker up to 100 and call it a day. A little update from last week, we are going to keep the back and forth going but it is going to be tailored more towards music and less towards the shittiest elements of our society. Details to follow bros.
You can order his new album Interludes After Midnight here
Hunger Games
Hunger Games
The Hunger Games have officially passed Harry Potter as the most read books ever. As a fan of Harry Potter I am torn, while I want Potz to be king of the hill, I am also embarrassed that I am 40 and reading books for 12 year olds.
Remember when reading books was a sign of intelligence? LOLZZZZZ Now it's like something you do while you wait for your order at Arby's.
WWE
WWE
So WWE Summerslam was this weekend. Leave it to the WWE to not realize how much one of their signature events that features overgrown shaved down men rolling around in "trunks" sounds like a gay porn. SELFAWARENESSES BRO!
There was a time in my life that I was obsessed with wrestling. I owned action figures and subscribed to wrestling magazines. Then I learned how my dick works and forgot all about it.
Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris
Chuck is getting rave reviews for his work in The Expendables 2, not shit. He is Chuck Norris.
It doesn't surprise me that Chuck is enjoying a comeback as we are in the midst of what i like to refer to "The ginger-ization of America". I don't know how or when it happened but for the first time anywhere outside of Ireland, it's cool to be a ginger. And this dude is the down-low OG.
Dallas Cowboys
Dallas Cowboys
So some dude is suing the Cowboys because he sat on a hot bench on a hot summer day. Bro, if you haven't learned that shit gets hot on hot summer days and pull out the old "Touch Test" to see if said thing is hot, well you are a fucking idiot and deserve all the burn you get include that there last SICK BURN!
Suing for a hot bench? someone needs to counter sue that dude for being a total pussy. It's called life bro. You don't get to wear protective armor everywhere you go.
Mississippi
Mississippi
Mississippi is officially #1 at being fat. Which I guess is good because ever since South Carolina took over as the #1 backwards as place in the country the good people of Mississippi have been feeling blue. Way to achieve you fat pricks.
Mississippi is a fat state! Not to be confused with the "phattest" state…cause it came in 45th in that category for the 50th year in a row.
Bruce Willis
Bruce Willis
Bruce is trending. Not sure why, and I don't really care either, I am just glad we get to live in the same world as Bruce Willis.
Dunno why he's trending but I'm REALLY hoping it has to do with him releasing a follow up to his classic "Return of Bruno" album (Google that you young pieces shit).
Evelyn Lozada
Evelyn Lozada
Before she got head butted by Chad Ocho Cinco I had no idea who she was, but when you combine the term Reality Star and the a the name Evelyn, you know you are dealing with a classy dame.
Hey guys! She's back on the market. She's pretty much the small pox infected blanket of basketball groupie vagina.
Diana Nyad
Diana Nyad
Diana tried to swim from Miami to Cuba, she didn't make it. Guess what, who gives a Fuck.
I like how her age is even a part of this. Fuck her age. She wants to swim through shark infested waters. Hopefully, sharks don't like leftovers.
Flipboard is some amazing new app that I will continue to mock and then two years from now realize it is awesome and I am fucking late as Fuck.
Unless I'm flinging a bird at some pigs, I could really give a shit about most apps.
Gas Prices
Gas Prices
My response is in response to Block's response about gas prices - Hey Block, remember how whenever this one comes up you get all :smugkid: and talk about how gas prices don't effect you, well bro, now they have effected you, those fuel costs to make them eggs has to be made up somewhere bro. Welcome to Obama's 'Merica.
It's funny, rising gas prices have no effect on me whatsoever while the recent price increase of Cadbury eggs bought about a blind rage. Go figure.
