Trending Topics with Tim Baker and Blockhead Volume 68 (Gayle King, Blue Ivy Carter, Facebook Debate, Kelly Clarkson and more)

Gayle King is hosting the new CBS morning show, which stress how serious they are about the news, not like say the Today Show. What better way to show this than to bring in a news heavy weight like Oprah's down-low.

Jay Z and Beyonce announced the birth of Blue Ivy Carter who will undoubtedly be tormented and tortured by people yelling "You're my boy blue!" in her general direction throught her teens and 20s.

I am glad the Facebook sponsored the Republican debate, it is another example of perfect synergy, since both have cornered the marking on irresponsible and highly idiotic political thought.

Kelly Clarkson has seen a bump in her album sales since endorsing Ron Paul at the same time Ron Paul has taken a major hit in his numbers. One has to wonder if it is because of Ms. Clarkson's endorsement or perhaps because he is bat shit crazy.

Papa John's was in the news for the racist practices of one of their employees. I for one don't know why anyone is shocked. I have never met an Italian that wasn't a dirty racist prick.

The former Miss Universe is going to be on Celebrity Apprentice with the Donald, who is known to have a thing for former beauty pageant contestants with fucked up names. Anyone else think the current Mrs. Trump is gonna have her eye on Dayana?

Only dicks like basketball.

So Drew says "Happiness is a choice" sounds like someone has been reading The Secret. Why is it always former junkies and annoying starlets who dole out shitty ideas like this. I wonder if making shitty, shitty movies is a choice too?

Critics are panning Dennis Quaid's most recent movie, which has to suck, I wonder if he made that face he makes in all his movies. You know, the one that is supposed to convey emotion? It's hilarious.

Bowie turned 65, which seems old for a rock star, but since Bowie is obviously part vampire, he is really pretty young.