The Wallies drop new single Sex On a Sunday! THIS IS DRANKIN MUSICS!
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Welcome back to Trending Topics, our weekly recap of all things stupid, this week we discuss Erin Andrews, Kristen Wiig, Katy Perry, Gay DC Character and more.
As always we are joined by noted celebritologist and Ninja Tunes recording artist Blockhead.
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I am not sure why Erin Andrews is trending, and I am not sure I care that I do not know. I am just happy to live in a world that features Erin Andrews.
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Isn't she the sports reporter that someone filmed nude through a keyhole. Unless that happened again or it's the 5 year anniversary of that video, I have no clue why she's trending.
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Apparently she is single again, I had no idea she got on some rebound wiener so quickly. I guess that means I am doing something right, the less I know about Katy Perry the more manly I feel.
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Looks out boys! Perry is single and ready to mingle. That is assuming you're already wealthy, famous and have a high tolerance for unbelievably annoying women with awesome tits.
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DC is launching a gay super hero, which is pretty fresh, I wonder if he will give all those other guys with "boy companions" the courage to finally come out of the closet.
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This is like a tee ball hit for bad jokes so I'mma just say Why not? It's not like the straight super heroes don't already all dress like power bottoms at a yoga class.
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Clint Eastwood's wife is going to have a reality show on the E! Network called Mrs. Eastwood and Company. I don't know why I was shocked to learn that he had a wife, I guess its because he always struck me as an asexual killing machine.
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Outside of everyone on the planet, who hasn't wondered "Hey, I wonder what it's like to be Clint Eastwood's wife?" This will be cancelled before the second episode drops.
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John says he miscalculated the response from being controversial in his interviews, I guess he forgot to carry the one in the "black people not taking to the white guy saying nigger to well" formula.
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While I think he makes music for frat boy pussies, I've always felt his interviews were taken way to seriously. If you're gonna diss the guy, just make it for the right thing: His shitty music.
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Tom Hardy is going to star in the remake of Mad Max and he has already grown out the Mel Gibson patented crazy beard to prepare for the post-apocalyptic race war wasteland in preparation for the role.
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Tom hardy is okay in my book. He's WAY ore okay in my girl's book though. That book wants to have sex with him.
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Apparently she is a contestant on The Bachelor, or is the Bachelor, that was all I needed to know to stop reading.
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Who? What? Jesus america…How the Fuck are you still watching the Bachleor? I've never seen it but I'm assuming there must be great special effects or something.
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Lindsey Graham says that there isn't a snowball's chance in hell that the debt crisis will end under Obama. I don't know why but whenever I hear closeted republicans from the south say things like "Snowballs chance in Hell" it makes me think it is code for some sort of sex act.
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In a shocking turn of events, A republican senator is slandering Obama. But the real story is this dudes name is Lindsey. If i was a man named Lindsey, I'd be a pissy complaining bitch too.
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I'll Have Another just won the second leg of the Triple Crown, just one more race and I will no longer have to hear about this fucking cruel and stupid sport.
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Horse racing. CSB (cool sport bro)
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Kristen Wiig appeared in her final SNL episode this past weekend. I can't front, it got a little dusty in my apartment when I watched the last scene when she said goodbye. I am such a pussy.
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Possibly one of the funniest women ever is leaving SNL and they're gonna feel it. They got some decent funny girls on there right now but this might become one of those rebuilding phases. SNL is kinda like the TV version of the New York Knicks.
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