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Trending Topics with Tim Baker and Blockhead Volume 81 (Emma Watson, Mitt Romney, Tupac, Tim Tebow, Jennifer Aniston and more)

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Welcome back to Trending Topics, our weekly recap of all things stupid, this week we discuss Emma Watson, Mitt Romney, Tupac, Tim Tebow, Jennifer Aniston and more.

As always we are joined by noted celebritologist and Ninja Tunes recording artist Blockhead.

You can pre-order his new album Interludes After Midnight, which drops on April 30th here.

Emma Watson

Emma Watson

Emma Watson got a tramp stamp for an upcoming role. I like her dedication to her craft. She denounced Christianity and all of its edicts when she decided to play a half blood witch...at least that is what late night AM talk radio told me. syffal

I've never been a fan of Watson as she looks like a little boy and has an under bite, but me penis is telling me I should reconsider based on slutty new pictures of her. Okay, penis…Okay! syffal

Mitt Romney

Mitt Romney

I know people keep thinking that it doesn't matter who Romney picks, I think that is bullshit. Look at what happened to McCain's campaign when they picked a running mate based on their partronizing and idiotic view on women voters. This year they need a latino and a woman to make up for their idiotic behavior in the primaries. Is there a Mexican woman who absolutely hates herself available? syffal

Honestly, he might as well just pick one of those dogs that saves people with the whiskey barrel around it's neck. There's no human alive that can give this walking corpses campaign life. syffal

Tupac

Tupac

Snoop rocked a hologram of Tupac during his set at Coachella. GREAT! I wonder if they were able to make him a better rapper? syffal

It's not often that you get to see deep tech nerds and midwestern wiggers rejoice over the same thing. syffal

Tim Tebow

Tim Tebow

Tebow got boo'ed at Yankee Stadium which only goes to show you that Yankees fans are assholes. syffal

As long as the name Tim Te-BOOOOOO!!! happened, I'm good. syffal

Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Aniston

Jen is happy for Brad's engagement to Angelina, just like the rest of America! syffal

What's the over/under on her sitting at home, watching Legends of the Fall, in a snuggie, with a pint of Ben and Jerry's Lonely Vagina flavored ice cream? I'd say it's low cause she's more likely just doing a million sit ups. syffal

Tom Petty

Tom Petty

Tom Petty had 12 guitars jacked from a gig in Los Angeles, as old as he is are we sure he didn't just misplace them? syffal

Luckily, Tom Petty is a millionaire and could buy guitars for an entire country if he wanted. Now, if his "Don't Come Around Here No More" top hat got jacked? Well then we'd be in trouble. syffal

Ian Eagle and Mike Fratello

Ian Eagle and Mike Fratello

You lost me at sportscasters. syffal

Ian Eagle is my favorite sportscaster name ever. Little know fact, his mom had a fantasy of being doubled teamed by Lou Gossett Jr. And Jason Gedrick (Google "Iron eagle" and that joke will make sense). syffal

Roger Clemens

Roger Clemens

Clemens is facing his second trial for perjury and I am torn on this, while I think he is a monumental piece of shit who deserves everything bad that happens to him, I find it comical that congress continues to take things like steriods and fair competition in baseball seriously, while not really giving a Fuck about things that matter, like I don't know, banking and financial regulations. Maybe they can pass another amendment making sure we keep god in the pledge of allegence. syffal

Who ever thought lying was such a big deal? I dunno…I feel like there should be a separate jail for people who lie. Especially considering everyone on earth does it all the time, it's really not that big a deal. syffal

Kelsey Grammer

Kelsey Grammer

I love that Kelsey has decided to get his FOURTH wife's name tattooed on him. I guess the first three were trial runs for this one, which will surely stick. syffal

The visual of Kelsey Grammer's hip, tattooed or not, is enough to scare anyone into never getting a tattoo again. syffal

Katie Roiphe

Katie Roiphe

Apparently she wrote something stupid for Newsweek. I checked out once I saw Newsweek. syffal

She wrote some shit about something that I didn't read. Neither did you. Stop fronting like you be knowing shit. syffal

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