Welcome back to Trending Topics, our weekly recap of all things stupid, this week we discuss Emma Watson, Mitt Romney, Tupac, Tim Tebow, Jennifer Aniston and more.
As always we are joined by noted celebritologist and Ninja Tunes recording artist Blockhead.
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Emma Watson got a tramp stamp for an upcoming role. I like her dedication to her craft. She denounced Christianity and all of its edicts when she decided to play a half blood witch...at least that is what late night AM talk radio told me.
I've never been a fan of Watson as she looks like a little boy and has an under bite, but me penis is telling me I should reconsider based on slutty new pictures of her. Okay, penis…Okay!
I know people keep thinking that it doesn't matter who Romney picks, I think that is bullshit. Look at what happened to McCain's campaign when they picked a running mate based on their partronizing and idiotic view on women voters. This year they need a latino and a woman to make up for their idiotic behavior in the primaries. Is there a Mexican woman who absolutely hates herself available?
Honestly, he might as well just pick one of those dogs that saves people with the whiskey barrel around it's neck. There's no human alive that can give this walking corpses campaign life.
Snoop rocked a hologram of Tupac during his set at Coachella. GREAT! I wonder if they were able to make him a better rapper?
It's not often that you get to see deep tech nerds and midwestern wiggers rejoice over the same thing.
Tebow got boo'ed at Yankee Stadium which only goes to show you that Yankees fans are assholes.
As long as the name Tim Te-BOOOOOO!!! happened, I'm good.
Jen is happy for Brad's engagement to Angelina, just like the rest of America!
What's the over/under on her sitting at home, watching Legends of the Fall, in a snuggie, with a pint of Ben and Jerry's Lonely Vagina flavored ice cream? I'd say it's low cause she's more likely just doing a million sit ups.
Tom Petty had 12 guitars jacked from a gig in Los Angeles, as old as he is are we sure he didn't just misplace them?
Luckily, Tom Petty is a millionaire and could buy guitars for an entire country if he wanted. Now, if his "Don't Come Around Here No More" top hat got jacked? Well then we'd be in trouble.
You lost me at sportscasters.
Ian Eagle is my favorite sportscaster name ever. Little know fact, his mom had a fantasy of being doubled teamed by Lou Gossett Jr. And Jason Gedrick (Google "Iron eagle" and that joke will make sense).
Clemens is facing his second trial for perjury and I am torn on this, while I think he is a monumental piece of shit who deserves everything bad that happens to him, I find it comical that congress continues to take things like steriods and fair competition in baseball seriously, while not really giving a Fuck about things that matter, like I don't know, banking and financial regulations. Maybe they can pass another amendment making sure we keep god in the pledge of allegence.
Who ever thought lying was such a big deal? I dunno…I feel like there should be a separate jail for people who lie. Especially considering everyone on earth does it all the time, it's really not that big a deal.
I love that Kelsey has decided to get his FOURTH wife's name tattooed on him. I guess the first three were trial runs for this one, which will surely stick.
The visual of Kelsey Grammer's hip, tattooed or not, is enough to scare anyone into never getting a tattoo again.
Apparently she wrote something stupid for Newsweek. I checked out once I saw Newsweek.
She wrote some shit about something that I didn't read. Neither did you. Stop fronting like you be knowing shit.