Dirty Ghosts - Katana Rock

There is nothing I love more in this world than Allyson Baker's guitar playing. But looking at her projected on brick walls is a close seventh bro bros.

Dirty Ghosts are back with a new video for Katana Rock, which is the age old love story about a boy and his left hand. The tale begins at puberty and ends after a fight to the death between skin chaffing and unlimited Tumblr porn choices.

Tale as old as time
True as it can be
Barely even friends
Then somebody bends
Unexpectedly

Just a little change
Small to say the least
Both a little scared
Neither one prepared
Beauty and the Beast

PSST! THE BEAST IS THE PENIS!

Erin, I love you and think about your jeans a lot a lot. Mmmhmm.