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Trending Topics with Tim Baker and Blockhead Volume 71 (Demi Moore, Peyton Manning, Katherine Heigl, Jack White and more)
Welcome back to Trending Topics, our weekly recap of all things stupid, This Week we discuss Demi Moore, Peyton Manning, Katherine Heigl, Jack White and more.
As always we are joined by noted celebritologist and Ninja Tunes recording artist Blockhead.
Demi Moore
Demi Moore
What ever happened to the nice pure and innocent Demi Moore who did full-frontal in About last Night? I miss that Demi Moore.
I tweeted this earlier this week but I feel it deserves an encore:
Man, if Demi Moore is in rehab for "exhaustion" I got a few friends who buy bags of exhaustion from shady men and do exhaustion all weekend.
Peyton Manning
Peyton Manning
Fuck I am tired of hearing about Peyton Manning. Almost as tired as I am about hearing how Blockhead hates football
This is where the new yorker in me says something like "Well, he's no Eli!" but, as you know, I don't give a shit about football so, okay retire…or don't…Don't care either way.
Katherine Heigl
Katherine Heigl
It seems like every few years their is a blond woman that is in every movie despite the fact that nobody goes to see it. I think we are approaching the end of the Heigl era, which can mean only two things; a return to TV and a sex tape. I only care about one of these.
This Ol' box office poison ass bitch got another movie about something that no one is gonna see. Her agent must give amazing head.
Jack White
Jack White
Jack White has his first solo album coming out called Blunderbuss. I got nothing, I really like Jack White. Stop paying attention to us and go listen to the album he produced for Loretta Lynn.
Blunderbuss is a cool name but I far prefer Bang bus.
Janeane Garofalo
Janeane Garofalo
Janeane will be starring in a new play in NYC, her first, I am happy for her. She helped build my appreciation for tough and opinionated women. She also helped solidify my hatred of talk radio and leggings under shorts.
There was a time I used to have a little crush on Garofalo. Back in the 90's. Then i saw her walking around my neighborhood with a huge dog looking like a crazy bag lady and that love quickly melted away.
Kyra Sedwick
Kyra Sedwick
Kyra Sedwick showed off her new tattoo at the SAG awards, apparently it holds the secret to my theory that she is William H. Macy in drag.
Is there a "too old for tattoo's" rule? It's ironic that she showed it off at the SAG awards considering that could also be the name of the awards show based on Kyra Sedwick's titties.
WWE Royal Rumble
WWE Royal Rumble
Sorry I don't have anything for this. It makes me sad to think that we have sunk even lower than Kardashians.
When I was kid, we had wrestling hero's like the Ultimate Warrior and Hacksaw Jim Duggan. Now some guy names Sheamus (or something like that) just won and I can only assume he's an Irish Mer-man.
Machine Gun Kelly
Machine Gun Kelly
Machine Gun Kelly got arrested for a disorderly conduct charge and boy did his publicist run with it, I know its important to have cred in rap, but this is basically a charge they use for dads who get a little to angry at youth soccer games. Machine, you need to step up your crime spree game.
Few people are more dysfunctional than a white rapper trying to over compensate. This dude can rap faster than most but I dunno how much good that will do when the soap gets dropped.
Elizabeth Banks
Elizabeth Banks
I can't get into Elizabeth Banks. I don't know why. I think it is because she reminds me too much of January Jones, you know, if January Jones had talent.
While Demi Moore is doing whippits with children, Elizabeth banks is still hot and funny and….WORKING! Sure, she's a few years younger than Demi but still.
Mary Tyler Moore
Mary Tyler Moore
Mary Tyler Moore gave me my first boners as a kid. AND now she wins the lifetime achievement award? What a way to book end the career.
To give you an idea how old Mary Tyler Moore is: I was born in the mid 70's and she's before my time.
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