Welcome back to Trending Topics, our weekly recap of all things stupid, this week we discuss the Dark Knight Rises, Breaking Bad, Comic Con, Iron Man 3 and more.
As always we are joined by noted celebritologist and Ninja Tunes recording artist Blockhead.
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I am a sucker for anything starring Morgan Freeman. shit I watched The Bucketlist, you think I'm not watching him as Luscious Fox?
In general, I'm not huge on superhero movies. I'd rather watch "The Help" in German than watch any of the superman or Spider Man movies. That said, this looks pretty dope so I'd be an asshole to front on it. And goddammit, I'm not an asshole.
There are two kinds of people in America, those that watching Breaking Bad and dumb people.
Best show on TV. So hyped it's back. It's a perfect neutralizer after watching the shit show that is "True Blood"
I used to really like the idea of this shit, now I just find people getting worked up over the cannon of shit like Rocky Raccoon infuriating.
The funniest shit to me about Comic-Con is that all the pics I see from it are of hot girls dressing slutty who are pretending they're down with the nerd cause even though they wouldn't Fuck one of those dudes for a billion dollars. It's basically just a strip club for dudes who own too many sets of 18 sided dice.
Ben Kingsley was brought in as the new villain. I hope he is reprising his roll from Sexy Beast.
I dunno, I'm pretty sure a dude in an iron super suit can Fuck up a 70 year little bald guy named after a tiny orange.
So his new film got panned by critics. This seems to be a regular occurance like wildfires during the dry season.
It's time to just all come together and admit that Deniro is a wrap. Pacino too. They were once great and have both been in many good movies but at this point they're basically guys doing impressions of themselves badly.
Jennifer Capriati is going to be part of the 2012 class in the tennis hall of fame, it isn't a good omen when the person you are inducting into your hall of fame illicits the response "Jennifer Capriati? Did I go to high school with her? Why does that name sound familiar?"
I didn't know they opened the cocaine wing of the tennis hall of fame. I also didn't know there was a tennis hall of fame.
Sigourney is headlining a cast of nobodies on a show called Political Animals airing on the USA Network which means your parents will be asking you if you watch it in an failed attempt to seem "with it".
Damn Sigourney, in the 80's you were the man Sigourney. What the Fuck happened to you? It's crazy that she was once super famous and is now doing a show on a network that loses the ratings war to reruns of "Living Single" on the WE network.
Ray is starring as one of the voices in Ice Age 3. Imagine how upset I was when I found out this wasn't the last movie in the Cool As Ice trilogy.
It seems like every comedian reaches that point, after they have kids, where they just tap out and cash in. Doing voices in Pixar movies is the ultimate. I don't mind so much in Romano's case cause he was always not funny to me.
Remember when Madonna was doing this same shit 20-30 years ago and everyone was all like "Oh she is a genius" because they hoped they could Fuck the slutty, crazy girl with a desperate need for attention? This is what happens when you trade on your looks and not your talent Madonna, looks fade, talent doesn't.
Can someone please just drop a cocktail of drugs in this old bags kumbucha already and put her out of her misery? Every week, it seems like there's a new Madonna headline and every week I am forced to look at pictures of her arms, that look like sausage casings filled with gardener snakes.
DMX is going to be at the Gathering of the Juggalos, so obviously this is the second worst thing to happen to him this week.
This is probably the healthiest thing DMX has done to his body is two decades.