In general, I'm not huge on superhero movies. I'd rather watch "The Help" in German than watch any of the superman or Spider Man movies. That said, this looks pretty dope so I'd be an asshole to front on it. And goddammit, I'm not an asshole.

Best show on TV. So hyped it's back. It's a perfect neutralizer after watching the shit show that is "True Blood"

The funniest shit to me about Comic-Con is that all the pics I see from it are of hot girls dressing slutty who are pretending they're down with the nerd cause even though they wouldn't Fuck one of those dudes for a billion dollars. It's basically just a strip club for dudes who own too many sets of 18 sided dice.

I dunno, I'm pretty sure a dude in an iron super suit can Fuck up a 70 year little bald guy named after a tiny orange.

It's time to just all come together and admit that Deniro is a wrap. Pacino too. They were once great and have both been in many good movies but at this point they're basically guys doing impressions of themselves badly.

I didn't know they opened the cocaine wing of the tennis hall of fame. I also didn't know there was a tennis hall of fame.

Damn Sigourney, in the 80's you were the man Sigourney. What the Fuck happened to you? It's crazy that she was once super famous and is now doing a show on a network that loses the ratings war to reruns of "Living Single" on the WE network.

It seems like every comedian reaches that point, after they have kids, where they just tap out and cash in. Doing voices in Pixar movies is the ultimate. I don't mind so much in Romano's case cause he was always not funny to me.

Can someone please just drop a cocktail of drugs in this old bags kumbucha already and put her out of her misery? Every week, it seems like there's a new Madonna headline and every week I am forced to look at pictures of her arms, that look like sausage casings filled with gardener snakes.

This is probably the healthiest thing DMX has done to his body is two decades.