I'm Hungry...And Feel Like Doing Something Stupid w/ Seezmics - Crimewaves and Microwaves

Gonna keep things short this week. Why?

I've been robbed.

I have never had very good eating habits. I started working at a grocery store when I was 14 so I would have money for the neighborhood pizza and sub shop. This childhood whim eventually developed into a full blown dependency on eating out. o me, it's not a home cooked meal if you don't have to poke holes in a plastic cover and press some buttons on the microwave.

Sad, I know.

Fortunately, I have a pretty quick metabolism. There have been a few periods of fat fuckery here and there throughout my life, but for the most part, I've always been pretty skinny. My metabolism is part genetics and part insatiable snacking habits. I keep tons of fruits around the house (?) and a big old bag of trail mix at my office. These little treats hold me over between meals and keep my blood sugar at NPSL (Non-Printer Smashing Level) 3. So yesterday, I come back to my desk after a healthy breakfast with visions of Boston Market dancing in my head. I plop down and prepare to do some work, swivel in my chair, reach for a handful of...

WHERE THE F@#$ IS MY TRAIL MIX???

No more posts until I find it. Right now, I'm literally hungry... and I feel like doing something stupid.