Ok, Broken Anchor sounds like something familiar, but in that "I remember the hat and your sandals, but I have never seen a guy with a tucked in Grape Crush tshirt bro" kind of way.
The vocals sound like Paul Westerberg on ludes, and the band sounds like a rough interpretation of my first handjob: distorted, kinda clean, but totally memorable bro.
All I really want to do with this band is ask them if they wear the clothes that I think they wear, because those are the same clothes I'm wearing bro. WHITE PEOPLE THINK LIKE THIS.
Broken Anchor's video for Never Leave Me Alone is randy sass jumping out of a garbage can filled with water and even more sass.