The Best Stache In Rock!

Editor's Note:
Before we even get into this list, please do not think that we mistakenly left off John Oates. That would be simply bush league, and we are nothing if not professional.  We left John Oates out of the conversation because he is the Michael Jordan of the rock n' roll, or in his case rock n' soul mustache game.  Everyone else is just playing for second.

10) TIE Rivers Cuomo and Anthony Kiedis

Jarring for their quick cameos on their respective rocker's faces. I call it the Reverse Mattingly Effect.

9) Lionel Ritchie

No amount of facial hair could change these two very unmanly facts about Mr Ceiling Dancer:
a) His shitty parenting is why the world has to deal with an ass turd like Nicole Ritchie.
b) He's notorious for getting abused spousefully by his tough ass wife. His 9 slot is reflective of that.

8) Lemmy from Motorhead

It's hard to tell if he has a mustache or if that's just an extension from what is growing on his face..but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.

7) Taylor Rice from Local Natives

What all Silverlake hipsters aspire to be.

6) Jesse Hughes from Eagles of Death Metal

He looks like White Gold, but rocks harder.

5) David Crosby

It's tough to beat the Wilford Brimley / Walrus look

4) Prince

Rocked the puberty stache harder and longer than anyone not in their third year of eight grade.

3) Freddy Mercury

The first time a mustache was actually a beard.

2) The Beatles

Their mustache growth signaled a new sense of maturity...and drug use. My Movmeber stache signals half that.

1) And the #1 stache is rock's answer to Rollie Fingers, Mr. Franz Nicolay