Dude, Batsauce is my dude dude. He's such my dude dude, that when I heard he was dropping a new album, I immediately sent him an edible arrangement bouquet. This dude sent me so many camera phone pictures of himself taking down skewers of just the most succulent kiwiz, strawrberriez, boonoonoos, ooples, pineappledz, it was as endless as it was delicious.
As a thank you, Batsarz sent me his new music video for the track Ichiban, which is based on the life and times of a one, Elenor Rooseveltz, who you may or may not know, was a trained black belt in pastries and the northern reticulated ground squirrel.
When you have the chance next week, buy Batsauce's new album, Starcrossed out on Galapagos4 (HI JEFF!). It is guarunteed to get you in the mood for getting in the mood bro bro.
Eeples and beneenees?